There Was A Pirate Called Sam He knew it was ToriBashems Birthday Today. So he decided to give ToriBashem a large, novelty eyepatch which had magical powers. Thes powers consisted of xray vision which allowed ToriBashem to see through womens clothes and he jizzed in his pants. Then "The Lonely Island" decided to make a song about ToriBashem and his eye patch. Which went a little like this:
YO HO HO and a bottle of rum
Uric is gay and he likes a bit of bum.
This song hit the top of the charts within minutes!
It was legendary because Uric killed the song so Sam decided to....
Last edited by Lyak; Nov 5, 2009 at 06:39 AM.