Aw mah fahkan gahd.
I've arrived.
So I want to join clan because [kisses ass and tries to get on everyones good side].
I heard [clan] is pretty lax and has a sense of humor. Which sounds pretty nice to me.
About me, I have no skills, I act like a 12 year old girl who's PMSing, I am rude and blunt, and criticize anyone at any given opportunity. And sometimes my jokes suck. Probably more often than I realize. (goes into some sob-story to try to win pity points.)
All I want is a home... <3
Also, free blowjobs and n00dz for anyone who asks.
Feel free to ask me questions.. no guarantee that I'll answer though.