Learn Afrikaans or Zulu and be a true South African New Zealander

Learn gutteral clicks like the real tribes

But then I'd have to drive terrible cars and wear terrible clothing. :/

Learn German it will help you a lot when we are trying to invade the world again you meet german tourists. And you can read Mein Kampf great german literature in its original language

Danke shön

Spanish is probably the most useful and pretty easy
You have to go to a spanish speaking country for it to be useful though

I'd say you should probably pick based on where you want to go

p.s. It's Danke schön

U right

I mean, we're a Russian speaking clan so this is a no-brainer. Hebrew
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But for real, it would be cool to learn like sign language or lip reading or at least braille.

Sign language is one of nz's national languages. Know a lil bit already.

i dont think popping a middlefinger every now and then is knowing sign language icky