Secret Santa 2024
Also, watch "The best freak out ever 2". When dudes mom yells at him for being a fag, he tells her to yell at the guy that's betraying him. Epic Fag Maneuver.
Oh fuck! Sorry for swearing but thats just sick :o
I pissed my pants hard. He roared like an animal. Sick...
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I can't see it :<

My mozilla firefox won't let me :<

I see numbers and stuff
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<apple> Fine, I love you in the gayest of ways.
Tch, it's the same story for the Safari web browser, and I do not trust Windows with anything but my Operating System any more.
I am neither a sheep, nor am I a lion
Edit (10 years later): Damn, I was an edgy sellout...
<@Tempo> Gynx, hows it goin in Australia? Is it hot?
<Gynx> i live in england.
<Red|away> :|
<@Tempo> Oh.
<Gynx> fucking lol
<Red|away> Ouch.



I failed hard at IRC...
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MEGABUMP*

also, i found a book of dirty jokes at barnes and nobles lolololol

here's a few *choice* jokes:

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A doctor was having an affair with his nurse, and soon she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting to let his wife find out, he gave her a sum of money and told her to go to Italy and have the baby there.

"But how will I let you know the baby is born?" asked the nurse.

"Just send me a postcard and write 'spaghetti' on the back."

Six months later the doctor's wife called him at the office and said he had received a strange postcard from Europe. When the doctor arrived home that evening, he read the card and immediately collapsed onto the floor from a heart attack. While the paramedics were preparing him for the hospital, one asked the doctor's wife what had caused the attack. Mystified, she read the card out loud:

"Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - two with sausage and meatballs, two without.

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A guy arrived home to find a stranger screwing his wife.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!" demanded the husband.

The wife turned to the stranger and said, "See? I told you he was stupid."

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Sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a raise.

^lol
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What do you call a man who cries while he masturbates?

A tearjerker.

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If the dove is the bird of peace, what's the bird of true love?

The swallow.
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