I once fought an asian, nearly died.. of laughter.

was is funny as jackie chan?

can someone tell me where will I request a single ally?

clan info or pm to one of c0uncilors

Yeah, not all asians do martial arts. Not all americans are fat. Its the same.
So yeah, you may encounter some funny ass asians out there.

Why would you fight an Asian anyway. Just say programmed-word 'Pikachu' to him and he freezes and can't move for 5 min.
You then waltz away or just rip his throat.

^^

He wanted to fight me. :c

Guys...
http://www61.zippyshare.com/v/84784243/file.html
Do you recognize this melody(poorly made by me)? This song stuck in my head and I want to know its title.

Yeah, some asians feel the need to hit someone. To see how it feels like to be a ЈbadassЈ.....
I felt like that trust me and while time passed I knew that hitting another person or looking for a fight just for your own satisfaction wasnt going to make anything better. Every asian feels like that cause of the sterotypes or maybe its something we humans think we need, to feel manly.
Meh.... I just use my martial arts skills just for its primarial purpose, self defense.
Just saying if the other person is armed just be a pussy. If you find a blind spot go for it, if not give him everything.
Vodka now......read this very carefully....