I needed someone. So I randomly chose you. No offense intended

I'll explain this later, on my phone right now so i don't feel like typing that much. I'm sorry if I offended you, but... I was joking around. I never realised that you would be so offended by that. Like I said though, I'll go into more detail in a few hours when I get home.

Soo... What exactly went down?
Explain yourselves!!

Danweb/Warust whoever/whatever, If you can deal with papasmurfa, sorry dude.

And as you said before, a few members don't want you in our clan, as I do.

ok ya i'm back and i'll explainzies. eh nvm i'll just copy and paste the shit. >>>Mocro: Welcome Don-Sleep, you have joined #phantom
[12:15am] Papasmurfa: mocro
[12:15am] Papasmurfa: hnh? ;3
[12:16am] Walrust: Mocro
[12:16am] Papasmurfa: *seduces mocro into playing hnh"
[12:17am] Papasmurfa: **
[12:19am] Walrust: GRR
[12:19am] Walrust: Papa, like my username?
[12:20am] Walrust: Afk
[12:20am] Papasmurfa: nu
[12:20am] Papasmurfa: Afk
[12:20am] Walrust: My username is Walrust
[12:20am] Walrust: And im Afk
[12:20am] Walrust is now known as AFKWalrus.
[12:21am] You are now known as AFKWalrust.
[12:22am] You are now known as walrust.
[12:23am] You are now known as Walrust.
[12:23am] Walrust: AFKWalrus
[12:23am] Walrust: sup
[12:36am] AFKWalrus: Papa
[12:36am] AFKWalrus: Dont be mean to me
[12:36am] AFKWalrus: :(
[12:36am] AFKWalrus: You know who i am right?
[01:02am] Walrust: nope
[01:02am] Walrust: but
[01:02am] Walrust: afkwalrus
[01:05am] Walrust: go ahead
[01:05am] Walrust: use it
[01:05am] You are now known as papasmurfa.
[01:09am] AFKWalrus is now known as Walrust.
[01:09am] Walrust: Im DanWebb11
[01:09am] Walrust left the chat room. (Quit: Yellow rainbowz...)
[01:09am] Walrust joined the chat room.
[01:09am] Mocro: Welcome Walrust, you have joined #phantom
[01:11am] Walrust_ joined the chat room.
[01:11am] Mocro: Welcome Walrust_, you have joined #phantom
[01:13am] Walrust left the chat room. (Ping timeout)
[01:13am] Walrust_ is now known as Walrust.
[01:20am] Walrust: Mocro
[01:21am] Sock joined the chat room.
[01:21am] Mocro: Welcome Sock, you have joined #phantom
[01:26am] Walrust: Mocro
[01:26am] Walrust left the chat room. (Quit: Page closed)
[01:26am] Walrust joined the chat room.
[01:26am] Mocro: Welcome Walrust, you have joined #phantom
[01:30am] papasmurfa: mocro
[01:30am] papasmurfa: whats the command
[01:30am] papasmurfa: to uh
[01:31am] papasmurfa: take back your account if someone's using a name you registered
[01:32am] p1ckl3s: papa did you start that leather?
[01:32am] p1ckl3s: or later tomorrow?
[01:32am] papasmurfa: na
[01:32am] papasmurfa: i put the pelt in a crate by the fence where we planted grass
[01:33am] p1ckl3s: ok
[01:33am] Walrust: Papa: You mean ghost command?
[01:33am] papasmurfa: ya
[01:33am] papasmurfa: how to
[01:33am] Walrust: I think
[01:33am] Walrust: It's
[01:34am] Walrust: /msg NickServ ghost username pass
[01:34am] Walrust left the chat room. (NickServ (GHOST command used by papasmurfa))
[01:34am] papasmurfa: heh
[01:34am] papasmurfa: that was fun
[01:34am] papasmurfa: anyway now that i did that
[01:34am] You are now known as smurf|nn.
[01:35am] Walrust joined the chat room.
[01:35am] Mocro: Welcome Walrust, you have joined #phantom
[01:35am] smurf|nn: :p
[01:35am] Walrust: Papa you faggot
[01:35am] smurf|nn: dont make me do it again
[01:35am] smurf|nn: hoe
[01:35am] Walrust: I'm telling an irc op
[01:35am] smurf|nn: ok
[01:36am] Walrust left the chat room. (NickServ (GHOST command used by smurf|nn))
[01:36am] smurf|nn: now i wanna go to bed >:(
[01:36am] smurf|nn: *drifts off into sleep*
[01:42am] You are now known as Walrust.
[01:43am] You are now known as smurf|nn.
[01:45am] Walrust joined the chat room.
[01:45am] Mocro: Welcome Walrust, you have joined #phantom
[02:06am] Walrust: Add [Infectious] to your clan allies mocro.


And here's my thinking, first of all I was bored, and he wouldn't tell me who he was, so i just registered as his nick. Then just for kicks and giggles as you can see I asked for the ghost command to ghost him, getting a reply from him how to do it as i hoped, then i ghosted him. I was prepared to drop the account, but then he came back all angry like and callling me a faggot and such not, saying he's going to tell on me, so ofc i just had to do it again. Then i give it back etc. I was going to give it back anyway, he just felt the need to go and tell on me to siku, because, as i learned through this fiasco, he clearly can't take a joke. Anyway, i'm sure that message was meant to draw sympathy to you, but all it did was show to me that you are an attention whore who can't take a joke.

Well aren't we lively today, first off I would like to see this whole matter dissolved into nothing, for that's all it seems to be, just a misunderstanding. Albeit this misunderstanding could have potentially gotten our beloved Smurf into trouble I don't think this incident was as worth quitting the clan or reporting it was all in good fun Dan. As you can see our clan is a very humorous one so we act a little silly at times. I don't think Papa should get penalized personally, but that's not my call. another dilemma remains still...you quit the clan.

can someone tl;dr this for me?

No, do it yourself.
Fag.

do you even know what tl;dr means?

What do we do about this whole situation.