moved thread to tribe cause im here now and it gives me a place to post the following.
It was a sunny day outside. But what would he know about “outside”? Who? Well our man-at-keyboard here! Ah yes, this lean, bearded man rested at his computer, looking at the screen intently, typing away into what seems to be a chat program, Discord I think it was. Before we learn what he was texting about, let’s learn who he is. His real name is not important, but know that he goes by the nickname illkickyourass, or as he likes it, Icky. Icky is from New Zealand. What a wonderful country for such a wonderful man. Now, I am not all too familiar with his personal life, but I do hear he enjoys poking pointy sticks with other men, which sounds rather fun! He is quite the athlete, going on tournaments quite a lot. But the most important bit we need to discuss is his online life. I’d rather skip to the relevant info, we don’t need to talk about a man’s…”browsing habits” per se.
What’s important is that he is involved in an online community centered around a weird indie ragdoll ninja simulator game. What a mouthful! But he wasn’t just ‘involved’, this man was an Administrator! One of the most respected(cough) positions filled to the brim with responsibilities and such. Such a position must be held by only the most responsible, professional and adult people imaginable. Or well, should be. Since this is a community centered around, well, what I said, these kinds of expectations usually fall short, but in the good ways! The administrators aren’t grumpy old fucks who never want to have fun and just do their jobs. If it was so, I would never be writing this dumb fucking story. They are usually people who you can talk to and have a lot of fun with as long as you aren’t a dumbass, and Icky here is no exception. A fun loving guy ready to lose his integrity for a game of odds. In fact, that’s what our story is about. But that would be skipping a lot of useless filler I need to put here to do my part of the deal, so let’s not worry about the fun part now.
I’ve known Icky for a while now. I don’t know if he remembers but I played with him a bit when he came back to the community still known by his older name. A few matches of taekkyon at best, before I had to go. I saw him posting around for a bit after that but never thought much of it. Seemed like a cool guy tho. Some time goes by and this man is suddenly involved in staff. Don’t remember much of the journey, but he ended up in his cushy Admin position rather fast. So, for the most part, I’ve known his as “one of the Administrators”. Before I got into staff myself, these people seemed too high to reach for a commoner like me, not personalities, but positions. This faded quickly after I got into staff, suddenly I was talking to all these people, shooting the shit, having fun, sometimes completely forgetting that these people could fire me on the spot. It’s really only been a positive change of perspective. Icky out of all of the administrators at the time stood out as a really down to E(a)rth guy. I couldn’t distinguish much of a singular trait from him like I could from the others, he just seemed like a dude I’d talk to. And that’s what I did. Fun times were had. This man held a well deserved spot. When I say that he was down to Earth I really mean it. He always lightly joked about most things but when it came down to being serious, he was just that. He got along with people very easily, a matter of personality I guess.
Before I move onto what this story is about, I’d like to share a quote that is near and dear to Icky, as he is a proud black soul trapped in a white man’s body:
“I am happy to join with you today in what will go down in history as the greatest demonstration for freedom in the history of our nation.
Five score years ago, a great American, in whose symbolic shadow we stand today, signed the Emancipation Proclamation. This momentous decree came as a great beacon light of hope to millions of Negro slaves who had been seared in the flames of withering injustice. It came as a joyous daybreak to end the long night of their captivity.
But one hundred years later, the Negro still is not free. One hundred years later, the life of the Negro is still sadly crippled by the manacles of segregation and the chains of discrimination. One hundred years later, the Negro lives on a lonely island of poverty in the midst of a vast ocean of material prosperity. One hundred years later, the Negro is still languished in the corners of American society and finds himself an exile in his own land. And so we've come here today to dramatize a shameful condition.
In a sense we've come to our nation's capital to cash a check. When the architects of our republic wrote the magnificent words of the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence, they were signing a promissory note to which every American was to fall heir. This note was a promise that all men, yes, black men as well as white men, would be guaranteed the "unalienable Rights" of "Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness." It is obvious today that America has defaulted on this promissory note, insofar as her citizens of color are concerned. Instead of honoring this sacred obligation, America has given the Negro people a bad check, a check which has come back marked "insufficient funds."
But we refuse to believe that the bank of justice is bankrupt. We refuse to believe that there are insufficient funds in the great vaults of opportunity of this nation. And so, we've come to cash this check, a check that will give us upon demand the riches of freedom and the security of justice.
We have also come to this hallowed spot to remind America of the fierce urgency of Now. This is no time to engage in the luxury of cooling off or to take the tranquilizing drug of gradualism. Now is the time to make real the promises of democracy. Now is the time to rise from the dark and desolate valley of segregation to the sunlit path of racial justice. Now is the time to lift our nation from the quicksands of racial injustice to the solid rock of brotherhood. Now is the time to make justice a reality for all of God's children.
It would be fatal for the nation to overlook the urgency of the moment. This sweltering summer of the Negro's legitimate discontent will not pass until there is an invigorating autumn of freedom and equality. Nineteen sixty-three is not an end, but a beginning. And those who hope that the Negro needed to blow off steam and will now be content will have a rude awakening if the nation returns to business as usual. And there will be neither rest nor tranquility in America until the Negro is granted his citizenship rights. The whirlwinds of revolt will continue to shake the foundations of our nation until the bright day of justice emerges.
But there is something that I must say to my people, who stand on the warm threshold which leads into the palace of justice: In the process of gaining our rightful place, we must not be guilty of wrongful deeds. Let us not seek to satisfy our thirst for freedom by drinking from the cup of bitterness and hatred. We must forever conduct our struggle on the high plane of dignity and discipline. We must not allow our creative protest to degenerate into physical violence. Again and again, we must rise to the majestic heights of meeting physical force with soul force.
The marvelous new militancy which has engulfed the Negro community must not lead us to a distrust of all white people, for many of our white brothers, as evidenced by their presence here today, have come to realize that their destiny is tied up with our destiny. And they have come to realize that their freedom is inextricably bound to our freedom.
We cannot walk alone.
And as we walk, we must make the pledge that we shall always march ahead.
We cannot turn back.
There are those who are asking the devotees of civil rights, "When will you be satisfied?" We can never be satisfied as long as the Negro is the victim of the unspeakable horrors of police brutality. We can never be satisfied as long as our bodies, heavy with the fatigue of travel, cannot gain lodging in the motels of the highways and the hotels of the cities. We cannot be satisfied as long as the negro's basic mobility is from a smaller ghetto to a larger one. We can never be satisfied as long as our children are stripped of their self-hood and robbed of their dignity by signs stating: "For Whites Only." We cannot be satisfied as long as a Negro in Mississippi cannot vote and a Negro in New York believes he has nothing for which to vote. No, no, we are not satisfied, and we will not be satisfied until "justice rolls down like waters, and righteousness like a mighty stream."
I am not unmindful that some of you have come here out of great trials and tribulations. Some of you have come fresh from narrow jail cells. And some of you have come from areas where your quest -- quest for freedom left you battered by the storms of persecution and staggered by the winds of police brutality. You have been the veterans of creative suffering. Continue to work with the faith that unearned suffering is redemptive. Go back to Mississippi, go back to Alabama, go back to South Carolina, go back to Georgia, go back to Louisiana, go back to the slums and ghettos of our northern cities, knowing that somehow this situation can and will be changed.
Let us not wallow in the valley of despair, I say to you today, my friends.
And so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream.
I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal."
I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia, the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood.
I have a dream that one day even the state of Mississippi, a state sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.
I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.
I have a dream today!
I have a dream that one day, down in Alabama, with its vicious racists, with its governor having his lips dripping with the words of "interposition" and "nullification" -- one day right there in Alabama little black boys and black girls will be able to join hands with little white boys and white girls as sisters and brothers.
I have a dream today!
I have a dream that one day every valley shall be exalted, and every hill and mountain shall be made low, the rough places will be made plain, and the crooked places will be made straight; "and the glory of the Lord shall be revealed and all flesh shall see it together."
This is our hope, and this is the faith that I go back to the South with.
With this faith, we will be able to hew out of the mountain of despair a stone of hope. With this faith, we will be able to transform the jangling discords of our nation into a beautiful symphony of brotherhood. With this faith, we will be able to work together, to pray together, to struggle together, to go to jail together, to stand up for freedom together, knowing that we will be free one day.
And this will be the day -- this will be the day when all of God's children will be able to sing with new meaning:
My country 'tis of thee, sweet land of liberty, of thee I sing. Land where my fathers died, land of the Pilgrim's pride, From every mountainside, let freedom ring!
And if America is to be a great nation, this must become true.
And so let freedom ring from the prodigious hilltops of New Hampshire.
Let freedom ring from the mighty mountains of New York.
Let freedom ring from the heightening Alleghenies of Pennsylvania.
Let freedom ring from the snow-capped Rockies of Colorado.
Let freedom ring from the curvaceous slopes of California.
But not only that:
Let freedom ring from Stone Mountain of Georgia.
Let freedom ring from Lookout Mountain of Tennessee.
Let freedom ring from every hill and molehill of Mississippi.
From every mountainside, let freedom ring.
And when this happens, and when we allow freedom ring, when we let it ring from every village and every hamlet, from every state and every city, we will be able to speed up that day when all of God's children, black men and white men, Jews and Gentiles, Protestants and Catholics, will be able to join hands and sing in the words of the old Negro spiritual:
Free at last! Free at last!
Thank God Almighty, we are free at last!”
Ah man, just reading that makes me think about Icky. Anyways, what are we really here for? Well, today, on this sunny day in New Zealand, Icky got into a discussion about shitty tattoos with me and another fella, Erth. What went down is going to go down in history as the closest calls and sweatiest moments in our community’s life, so be prepared, and have fun!
~intro by Duck, odds of 1.
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[7:32 AM] Icky: ahaha now im thinking of dumb tattoo ideas
[7:33 AM] Icky: https://i.imgur.com/Rh1BdRh.png
[7:33 AM] duck: oh my god
[7:33 AM] Icky: a m a z i n g
[7:33 AM] Icky: @Erth odds to get that tattooed ?
[7:33 AM] duck:
http://prntscr.com/is63qp
[7:33 AM] Icky: on you, not me ofc
[7:33 AM] Icky: oh jeez duck
[7:34 AM] Icky:
https://i.imgur.com/UckEVCL.png
[7:34 AM] duck:
http://prntscr.com/is63zu
[7:34 AM] Icky: x d
[7:34 AM] Icky: but ofc, scratch out qi and put IQ
[7:34 AM] Icky: for the bants !
[7:34 AM] Icky: i feel dirty reading that back i apologise
[7:34 AM] duck:
http://prntscr.com/is64cg
[7:35 AM] Erth: @Icky 100
[7:35 AM] Kore: someone pin the thing pls
[7:35 AM] Icky: aight
[7:35 AM] Erth: kore, count us down
[7:35 AM] Icky: from 3, send on 1?
[7:35 AM] Erth: yeah
[7:35 AM] Icky: okok
[7:35 AM] Icky: @duck count pls
[7:35 AM] Icky: kore gapped
[7:35 AM] duck: alright
[7:35 AM] duck: 3
[7:35 AM] duck: 2
[7:35 AM] duck: 1
[7:35 AM] Icky: 56
[7:35 AM] Erth: 49
[7:36 AM] Erth: oof
[7:36 AM] Icky: fuuuuuck
[7:36 AM] Erth: my dignity lives another day
[7:36 AM] Icky: i almost went 43 lmao
[7:36 AM] Kore: oh lol
[7:36 AM] duck: http://prntscr.com/is65bc
[7:36 AM] Kore: my cat arrived so cat > discord
[7:36 AM] duck: by far the best tattoo
[7:37 AM] Icky: hahaha
[7:37 AM] Erth: lmao
[7:37 AM] Erth: icky, odds
[7:37 AM] Icky: for that one?
[7:37 AM] Erth: yea
[7:37 AM] Erth: only fair
[7:37 AM] Icky: i'll go 75
[7:37 AM] Erth: oooooo
[7:37 AM] Kore: oo
[7:37 AM] Erth: big man
[7:37 AM] Kore: big ma
[7:37 AM] duck: lmao
[7:37 AM] Erth: duck you know the drill
[7:37 AM] duck: yep
[7:38 AM] Icky: yeye
[7:38 AM] duck: 3
[7:38 AM] duck: 2
[7:38 AM] duck: 1
[7:38 AM] Icky: 31
[7:38 AM] Erth: 37
[7:38 AM] Erth: AAAA
[7:38 AM] Icky: AAAA
[7:38 AM] duck: lmfao
[7:38 AM] Icky: ngl i panicked once i saw the 3
[7:38 AM] Icky: and the 1 being like, slightly close to a 7
[7:38 AM] Icky: my heart dude
[7:38 AM] Icky: i need to liedown
[7:38 AM] Erth: rofl
[7:38 AM] Kore: https://cache.toribash.com/forum/imag...misc/stats.gif
[7:38 AM] Icky: i thought i was being mega clever too going below 50
[7:38 AM] Kore: im getting this tomorrow
[7:38 AM] Icky: @Kore odds tho
[7:39 AM] duck:
http://prntscr.com/is66cg
[7:39 AM] Icky: I refuse to do odds on that one duck
[7:39 AM] Erth: non existing, tattooed right about the peen
[7:39 AM] Kore: uhhhh
[7:39 AM] Kore: Ill go 100
[7:39 AM] Icky: i refuse to be anything similar to *snipped*'s humour
[7:39 AM] duck: oh shit
[7:39 AM] duck: kore is entering the ring
[7:39 AM] Icky: aight same drill
[7:39 AM] Icky: from 3, on 1
[7:39 AM] duck: kore get ready
[7:39 AM] duck: 3
[7:39 AM] duck: 2
[7:39 AM] duck: 1
[7:39 AM] Icky: 64
[7:39 AM] Kore: 87
[7:39 AM] Icky: daw
[7:40 AM] Erth: amateur
[7:40 AM] Kore: unlucky
[7:40 AM] Erth: not on that wavelength
[7:40 AM] Kore: we used to do odds on 20 maximum at school
[7:40 AM] Kore: usually 10
[7:40 AM] Icky: https://i.imgur.com/KwSJVHB.png
[7:40 AM] Erth: can't believe i only got 6 off
[7:40 AM] Icky: >_>
[7:40 AM] Erth: smh
[7:40 AM] Icky: gotta fix this
[7:40 AM] duck: been saving this one for a bit
[7:41 AM] Icky: or maybe suo would approve
[7:41 AM] Icky: https://i.imgur.com/QoAWTBk.png
[7:41 AM] duck: http://prntscr.com/is67b6
[7:41 AM] Icky: oh jeez
[7:41 AM] Icky: do you include the little gif tho duck
[7:41 AM] duck: wait
[7:41 AM] duck: http://prntscr.com/is67r1
[7:41 AM] duck: yes
[7:41 AM] Icky: ya
[7:41 AM] Icky: oooooooooodds @duck
[7:42 AM] duck: oh fuck
[7:42 AM] Kore: do it pusC
[7:42 AM] Erth: getting called
[7:42 AM] duck: 100
[7:42 AM] Icky: sheeeeeeit
[7:42 AM] Kore: im predicting a 69 call
[7:42 AM] duck: kore do your job
[7:42 AM] Kore: I'll call it then
[7:42 AM] Kore: fighers ready
[7:42 AM] Kore: 3
[7:43 AM] Kore: 2
[7:43 AM] Kore: 1
[7:43 AM] duck: 74
[7:43 AM] Icky: 72
[7:43 AM] Icky: FUCK
[7:43 AM] Erth: WOAH
[7:43 AM] Kore: jesus
[7:43 AM] duck: ma NIBA
[7:43 AM] Erth: the fucking close class in #staffchannel tonight
[7:43 AM] duck: jeez that was s c a r i e s
[7:43 AM] Icky: @Erth 6 off you said?
[7:43 AM] Icky: scuse you get on my level
[7:43 AM] duck: excuse my mini heart attack
[7:44 AM] Kore: hot damn
[7:44 AM] Icky: it's a rush isn't it?
[7:44 AM] Icky: lmao
[7:44 AM] Kore: someones life could have been changed forever right here
[7:44 AM] duck: jeez
[7:44 AM] duck: my gf would most likely approve tho lmao
[7:44 AM] Icky: get a job with that on your arm i dare ya
[7:44 AM] duck: call me the new mandingo then
[7:45 AM] Icky: rofl
[7:46 AM] Kore: http://puu.sh/zv2r8.png
[7:46 AM] Icky: @Erth odds
[7:47 AM] Icky: not the hammer, just the earth bit
[7:48 AM] Erth: 40
[7:48 AM] Erth: let's go(edited)
[7:48 AM] duck: 3
[7:48 AM] duck: 2
[7:48 AM] duck: 1
[7:48 AM] Erth: hang on
[7:48 AM] duck: fuck
[7:48 AM] Erth: is icky ready
[7:48 AM] Icky: wait ok
[7:48 AM] Erth: @Icky
[7:48 AM] Icky: 40
[7:48 AM] duck: alright
[7:48 AM] Erth: ok
[7:48 AM] duck: 3
[7:48 AM] duck: 2
[7:48 AM] duck: 1
[7:48 AM] Icky: 27
[7:48 AM] Erth: 22
[7:49 AM] Erth: kek
[7:49 AM] duck: shitty
[7:49 AM] Icky: arararar
[7:49 AM] Kore: how do yall get so close to each other
[7:49 AM] Erth: not even sweatin' bro
[7:49 AM] Icky: yeah you were
[7:49 AM] Erth: not even
[7:49 AM] Icky: i can tell from here fam
[7:54 AM] Erth: @Icky do you remember that picture siku drew in toriprime
[7:54 AM] Icky: which one
[7:54 AM] Erth: where I was some snake licking balls or something
[7:55 AM] Icky: oh yes
[7:55 AM] Erth: odds on the snake
[7:55 AM] Erth: last one of the evening
[7:55 AM] Icky: can i see the image before i make a call
[7:55 AM] Icky: you owe me that
[7:56 AM] Icky: also hi offtopic, this has been going on for a little while now
[7:56 AM] Icky: welcome to the uh... yeah
[7:56 AM] duck: yeah, we've had some, close calls
[7:57 AM] Erth: http://i.imgur.com/2DSu7.png @Icky
[7:57 AM] Erth: found it :^)
[7:58 AM] duck: lmfao
[7:58 AM] duck: i have my numpad ready
[7:58 AM] duck: don't wuss out now icky
[7:58 AM] Icky: what the fuck is that snake
[7:58 AM] Erth: lmaoooo
[7:58 AM] Icky: it's not even a snake it's just a green engorged sperm
[7:59 AM] Erth: licking uric's nuts
[7:59 AM] Icky: or a tadpole now that i think of green things with tails
[7:59 AM] Icky: gj brain
[7:59 AM] Icky: odds ?
[7:59 AM] Icky: aw shit uh
[7:59 AM] Erth: actually hang on
[7:59 AM] Erth: the other ms paint drawing siku made of me is this one
[7:59 AM] Icky: don't do me like this man
[7:59 AM] Erth: http://i.imgur.com/GP5yk7i.png
[7:59 AM] duck: oh jesus
[7:59 AM] Icky: L o l
[7:59 AM] duck: let's do the egorged sperm
[8:00 AM] Erth: odds on the green snake sperm ms paint tattoo
[8:00 AM] Icky: @Erth i'll match your odds for the green sperm, if you odds the face of that one.
[8:00 AM] Erth: oh shit
[8:00 AM] duck: oh shit
[8:00 AM] Tabby: oh shit
[8:00 AM] duck: only right to make the last one special
[8:01 AM] Erth: 50
[8:01 AM] Icky: 50 it is
[8:01 AM] duck: aight suckas
[8:01 AM] Erth: your one first
[8:01 AM] Icky: we'll do mine, then yours?
[8:01 AM] Icky: okok
[8:01 AM] Icky: duck when you're ready
[8:01 AM] duck: 3
[8:01 AM] duck: 2
[8:01 AM] duck: 1
[8:01 AM] Icky: 26
[8:01 AM] Erth: 3
[8:01 AM] duck: lmfao
[8:01 AM] Icky: ooooooooooooooooooooooo
[8:01 AM] Icky: so safe
[8:01 AM] Erth: went low ball
[8:01 AM] Icky: why the fuck did you go for 3
[8:01 AM] neko: whats happening
[8:01 AM] Icky: i was thinking 3 for birthday luck
[8:01 AM] Erth: we hadn't had any single digits yet
[8:01 AM] Icky: don't do me like that
[8:01 AM] Erth: i see in ur head boyo
[8:01 AM] Tinerr: Brb asking IF team to make a green engorded snake sperm floor item
[8:02 AM] duck: aight no shittalking now
[8:02 AM] Icky: okok your go
[8:02 AM] duck: second tattoo
[8:02 AM] duck: 3
[8:02 AM] duck: 2
[8:02 AM] duck: 1
[8:02 AM] Icky: 29
[8:02 AM] Erth: 25
[8:02 AM] duck: l o l
[8:02 AM] Icky: sheeeeeeit
[8:02 AM] neko: whats HAPPENING
[8:02 AM] Erth: sweatin
[8:02 AM] Icky: im so on point but never hitting it
[8:02 AM] duck: thats all ladies and gentlemen
[8:02 AM] Tinerr: I dont get it neither neko
[8:02 AM] neko: hey tinerr
[8:02 AM] Icky: @neko do you know how to play odds ?
[8:02 AM] neko: think of a random number
[8:02 AM] neko: 3
[8:02 AM] neko: 2
[8:02 AM] neko: 1
[8:02 AM] Icky: or you @Tinerr
[8:03 AM] neko: 3
[8:03 AM] neko:
[8:03 AM] neko: like
[8:03 AM] neko: what
[8:03 AM] Tinerr: 32
[8:03 AM] Erth: it's like a system of daring
[8:03 AM] Tabby: 8
[8:03 AM] Erth: "odds are you eat this mouldy babybell"
[8:03 AM] Erth: then the other person sets an upper limit
[8:03 AM] Erth: so e.g 20
[8:03 AM] Erth: then you count down and both say a number between 1 and whatever number they said
[8:04 AM] Erth: if you both say the same number, they have to do the thing
[8:04 AM] Icky: e.g. 17
[8:04 AM] Icky: the lower the max number, the more risk you'll have to do the thing
[8:04 AM] duck: I went pussy and did 100 upper limit, and it still went 74/72
[8:04 AM] Icky: i almost had you homeless and jobless fam
[8:04 AM] Erth: we've been doing shit tattoo odds for a while
[8:05 AM] Tinerr: Who sets the max
[8:05 AM] duck: lmfao yeah
[8:05 AM] Icky: the person asked for odds
[8:05 AM] Erth: @Tinerr the person being dared
[8:05 AM] Icky: if i ask erth, erth sets the odds
[8:05 AM] duck: almost had SkulFuk tattood on my arm
[8:05 AM] Icky: also, inb4 this becomes staffs way of giving jobs to other people
[8:05 AM] Icky: odds you do the report
[8:05 AM] Icky: etc
[8:05 AM] duck: "i dare you to let me be admin for a week"
[8:06 AM] Icky: odds of 10
[8:06 AM] duck: alright
[8:06 AM] Icky: xddddd
[8:06 AM] duck: 3
[8:06 AM] duck: 2
[8:06 AM] duck: 1
[8:06 AM] duck: 5
[8:06 AM] Icky: 4
[8:06 AM] duck: FUCK
[8:06 AM] Tinerr: 5
[8:06 AM] Icky: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaye
[8:06 AM] duck: so close
[8:06 AM] Icky: better luck next time
[8:06 AM] Tinerr: Ooh I got it now
[8:06 AM] duck: guess I'll have to work my way up
[8:06 AM] Erth: remember kids, use this game responsibly
[8:06 AM] Icky: or don't
[8:06 AM] Erth: it can legitimately ruin your lives
[8:06 AM] Icky: erths the grandpa he can't catch you
[8:06 AM] duck: erth, this is the only way I'll get you to do clan management duties
[8:07 AM] duck: ok tinerr
[8:07 AM] Icky: it's rare
[8:07 AM] Icky: v rare
[8:08 AM] duck: odds you'll post a usernote on icky's profile
[8:08 AM] duck: with whatever I say
[8:08 AM] Tinerr: 23
[8:08 AM] duck: lmao
[8:08 AM] Icky: ohboy
[8:08 AM] Icky: ok you two ready?
[8:08 AM] neko: 23 max limit?
[8:08 AM] duck: so the odds are 23?
[8:08 AM] neko: wait
[8:08 AM] neko: i am not play
[8:08 AM] Tinerr: Odds 23
[8:08 AM] neko: nbvm
[8:08 AM] duck: alright
[8:08 AM] duck: count us down
[8:08 AM] Icky: i'll start at 3, you post your numbers after i say 1
[8:08 AM] Icky: 3
[8:08 AM] Icky: 2
[8:08 AM] Icky: 1
[8:08 AM] duck: 17
[8:08 AM] neko: 12
[8:08 AM] Tinerr: 13
[8:08 AM] duck: fuck
[8:09 AM] Icky: neat
[8:09 AM] Icky: wait why are there 3 sets
[8:09 AM] Icky: oh neko
[8:09 AM] Icky: lmao
[8:09 AM] neko: hello
[8:10 AM] Icky: @Erth odds for seriously explaining a snapkick in tk vs a snapkick in erthtkv2 via powerpoint
[8:10 AM] Erth: oh my fucking god
[8:10 AM] Erth: 20
[8:10 AM] Icky: okok
[8:10 AM] duck: alright
[8:10 AM] duck: 3
[8:10 AM] duck: 2
[8:10 AM] duck: 1
[8:10 AM] Icky: 13
[8:10 AM] Erth: 14
[8:10 AM] duck: f u c k
[8:10 AM] Icky: AAAAAAA
[8:10 AM] Deridor: 2
[8:10 AM] Erth: was gonna go 13
[8:10 AM] Erth: and i legit thought to myself
[8:10 AM] Erth: nah
[8:10 AM] Icky: bro i thought you would
[8:10 AM] Erth: he knows
[8:10 AM] Icky: sheeeeit
[8:10 AM] Erth: so i added 1
[8:10 AM] duck: no more powerpoint explanations about tb stuff after creati0n
[8:10 AM] Erth: m i n d g a m e s
[8:10 AM] Icky: i was gonna take away 1
[8:11 AM] Icky: cuz i thought you'd go down if anything
[8:11 AM] Erth: ayyy
[8:11 AM] Icky:
[8:11 AM] Erth: odds you send neko a picture of ur ass
[8:11 AM] Icky: 15
[8:11 AM] duck: hohoho
[8:11 AM] Erth: lmao
[8:11 AM] duck: bith be ready
[8:11 AM] duck: 3
[8:11 AM] duck: 2
[8:11 AM] duck: 1
[8:11 AM] Icky: 8
[8:11 AM] Erth: 8
[8:11 AM] Icky: AYE
[8:11 AM] duck: HA
[8:11 AM] Erth: AAAYYYYYYYY
[8:11 AM] Erth: @neko
[8:11 AM] duck: get ready
[8:11 AM] neko: what
[8:11 AM] neko: oh
[8:11 AM] Icky: ayo neko what's ur snapchat
[8:11 AM] Icky: do i have it or
[8:12 AM] neko: u have me
[8:12 AM] Erth: im both sorry and not sorry
[8:12 AM] neko: I'm not sure I'll open these
[8:12 AM] neko: we'll see
[8:12 AM] Erth: you don't have to open them
[8:12 AM] Erth: just confirm that he sent
[8:13 AM] Erth: otherwise i have to take a plane to NZ and force him to
[8:13 AM] Erth: and that's like
[8:13 AM] Erth: pretty much sexual assault
[8:13 AM] duck: odds you'll go to NZ and actually force icky to send snapchats erth
[8:13 AM] Icky: i forgot which one is you
[8:13 AM] Icky: is it **Snipped snapchat name**
[8:13 AM] Icky: or are you the other one
[8:13 AM] neko: --snipped snapchat name--
[8:13 AM] Icky: cause that one might be *snip*
[8:13 AM] Icky: i forgot which one is you
[8:13 AM] neko: my display is neko
[8:13 AM] Icky: thaaaats it
[8:13 AM] neko: apt
[8:13 AM] Erth: **Snipped snapchat name**
[8:13 AM] neko: tbh
[8:13 AM] Erth: 10/10 name
[8:14 AM] Icky: @Erth i'll tell him you said so
[8:14 AM] neko: i got icky's
[8:14 AM] Erth: who is it
[8:14 AM] Icky: *snip*
[8:14 AM] Erth: l0l
[8:14 AM] Icky: who else right
[8:14 AM] Icky: also
[8:14 AM] Icky: i almost did 7 but "no that'd be obvious it's just above half, so i'll add one cause he will probably think i'll take away one like before"
[8:14 AM] Icky: mindgames me straight to ass pics
[8:15 AM] Erth: i 100% used that logic
[8:15 AM] Icky: lmao
[8:15 AM] Erth: he'll think i'll take one away
[8:15 AM] Erth: nah fam
[8:15 AM] Erth: i'm in ur head
[8:15 AM] Erth: and now
[8:15 AM] Icky: i got conned lads
[8:15 AM] Erth: neko's in ur anus
[8:17 AM] Icky: ah man i wish i could just post these logs somewhere a laugh
[8:17 AM] Erth: oh yeah
[8:17 AM] Erth: it's a staff channel
[8:17 AM] Erth: shit
[8:17 AM] Icky: but i can't put it in one place cause it'd need it's own thread or it'd be leaking things from one place to another
[8:18 AM] Erth: admins historically can make the call of what is leaking and what's not
[8:18 AM] Icky: im sure if i pruned the start and some of the inbetween gossip it'd be fine
[8:18 AM] Erth: i don't think anyone would chastise you for it
[8:18 AM] duck: the only thing you'll be leaking is the existence of the infraction button
[8:18 AM] Icky: @duck yeah but id need to rework how the conversation started
[8:18 AM] duck: Oh yeah definitely
[8:18 AM] Icky: for reasons
[8:18 AM] Icky: lmfao
[8:18 AM] duck: you could just cut it out technically
[8:18 AM] duck: no real context being discussed
[8:18 AM] duck: people can pick up on it quickly
[8:18 AM] Icky: pffft
[8:19 AM] neko: hall of glory
[8:19 AM] neko: attach the ass pick
[8:19 AM] neko: do it
[8:19 AM] neko: odds
[8:19 AM] Erth: rofl
[8:19 AM] Icky: @duck odds for writing an elaborate intro plot to set it up for me?
[8:19 AM] duck: lmao
[8:19 AM] duck: 2
[8:19 AM] Icky: elaborate = 100 lines
[8:19 AM] duck: 1
[8:19 AM] duck: then
[8:19 AM] Icky: lmao ok
[8:19 AM] Icky: 1 it is(edited)
[8:19 AM] Erth: 3
[8:19 AM] Erth: 2
[8:19 AM] Erth: 1
[8:19 AM] Icky: 1
[8:19 AM] duck: 1
[8:19 AM] Erth: OOOOHHHHH
[8:19 AM] Icky: gl hf
[8:19 AM] Kore: oh my lord
[8:19 AM] duck: I almost did it
[8:19 AM] Kore: tf
[8:19 AM] duck: I almost did 0
[8:20 AM] Erth: 0 isn't allowed
[8:20 AM] Icky: 0 isn't allowed my dude
[8:20 AM] Erth: instant dq
[8:20 AM] duck: I know
[8:20 AM] duck: is the j o k
[8:20 AM] Icky: would have been funny tho(edited)
[8:20 AM] duck: so, intro?
[8:20 AM] Icky: yeah just make up something to give context to the start of it
[8:20 AM] neko: neko - Today at 7:19 PM
*hall of glory
*attach the ass pick
*do it
*odds
[8:20 AM] neko: @Icky
[8:20 AM] duck: Give me the first lines of when it started so I know what I'm working on
[8:21 AM] Icky: also @neko
[8:21 AM] Icky: hmmm
[8:21 AM] Icky: 30
[8:21 AM] neko: who does the numbers
[8:21 AM] neko: you and I?
[8:21 AM] Icky: @Erth
[8:21 AM] Erth: i'll count you in
[8:21 AM] Erth: on 1 you both post your numbers
[8:22 AM] Erth: 3
[8:22 AM] Erth: 2
[8:22 AM] Erth: 1
[8:22 AM] Icky: 9
[8:22 AM] neko: 18
[8:22 AM] duck: lol
[8:22 AM] Icky: e z
[8:22 AM] Icky: not even stressed
[8:22 AM] neko: I thought you'd go way higher than 8
[8:22 AM] neko: all this add / minus 1 talk
[8:22 AM] neko: got into my head
[8:22 AM] Erth: fuckin strats my dude
[8:22 AM] Erth: parry tech
[8:22 AM] Kore: these guys are pros neko
[8:23 AM] neko: beginners luck used to mean something
[8:23 AM] Icky: bruh after all the high and close to max numbers
[8:23 AM] Icky: you think im stayin there while you been watchin?
[8:23 AM] Icky: naaaaaaaaaaaaah
[8:23 AM] Icky: deflection lvl 3
[8:39 AM] duck: 100 lines is
[8:39 AM] duck: more than I imagined
[9:08 AM] Kore: 1.2k words ish
[9:08 AM] Kore: i think
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Last edited by Icky; Mar 16, 2018 at 11:51 PM.
