Originally Posted by ownagehuh
For his powers :
A stare that will kill your soul, known as the WEGEEEEEE stare.
Able to shoot spicy chicken out of his butt.
Able to Play toribash with no fingers.
Able to CHARGIN HIS LAZOR
The underlined ones are already there if you look carefully (or maybe you meant that apart from fiering his lazor he can actually charge it first...?) and he does have fingers or else he couldn't be metal. The spicy chicken one works
Originally Posted by AbSuRDaN
so who's "The ONE'S" father?
Now that's an interesting question, in fact, it is believed that in the future, the Two in One will acquire the power to travel in time, he will have sex with the a hawt goddess and then take her to [insert large number here] B.C. She then gave birth to the bananalama's son which will, in the future mate again with the goddess and the cycle will repeat itself as an infinity.
So basically, the ONE's father is himself.
PS: If you are wondering how one goddess had sex with a llama and a banana at the same time well...maybe in the future women will have several vaginas...