Do you submit to our plans for complete and total galactic domination: yes
Do you fully understand the inner mechanics of being an interstellar tyrant: yes
Past experience on the battlefield: Fighting Ganondorf
If you were to become one of us, what would your first order of business be: activity
Express your feelings about [TGS] in the form of a poem: Team Girl Scouts with Team Girl Sprouts
Rewrite the Gettysburg Address in Klingon: "Fourscore and fifty years ago our mothers brought forth on this continent a new statue, conceived in liberty and confidence to the proposition that all women are created fair. Now we are in engaged in a great Wizard war, testing whether that statue or any statue so confident women can long endure. We are meant to get a great Wizard war."
Do you have any form of communication tools, It's critical that we're able to contact each other in case of sudden intergalactic warfare and or birthdays(Skype, Steam, ETC): Skype is jay.robloxking
Do you speak any foreign languages that could possibly come in use when conquering other planets or speaking to the waiters at PF Changs: No
Our war machines tend to get a tad rusty, do you have a preferred choice of lubricant and if you do how thoroughly do you apply it: Land
Is it dobbys fault: No
Age in dog years(1 dog year is equivalent to 7 human years): 5
Are you a wizard: Yes
Size of your wand: 5
Element of choice: Fire
If you encountered a band of marauding orcs, what spells would you use and how would you use them:
Describe your magical abilities: My magical ability is to use my wand and spin in circles, then I use my nuts to shoot fire
Hair color: black
Does the carpet match the drapes: yes
Describe your non-magical abilities: farting
Preferred choice of wand lubricant: lotion
Previous magical guilds: Water
Previous non-magical guilds: burping
Preferred brand of magical robe(Elven, Dwarven, etc): Elven
Cocaine or Crack Cocaine: Cocaine
Which magic school(s) have you attended(Hogwarts, Camp Half-Blood, College of Winterhold etc): Hogwarts
What is your experience on the battlefield: Shooting
If you were going to bribe someone to get in this clan who would it be: Micah
Your staff must be at least 7 feet to join, do you meet this requirement: yes
Are you skilled in potion making: yes
How often do you polish your staff: very
Cut or Uncut: Uncut
Absolute Territory or nothing at all: Absolute Territory
White Cotton or Pink and Frilly: Pink and Frilly
Whips or Paddles: Paddles
Hot Wax or Leashes: Hot Wax
Spit or Swallow: Spit
Did you study in the art of Orkology: yes
Favorite wizard: Merlin
Rewrite Abraham Lincoln's famous speech as a magical incantation to make bread: "Of the wizards, by the wizards, for the wizards, shall not perish from the bread"
Where does the magic happen: Africa
Is it the size of the moat or the motion of the potion: motion of the potion
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like: Nope
Is it dobbys fault: No
Name 5 things that are not Jackie Chan: Porn, Computers, Deez nuts, recycle bin, and phones