Vraddy's list of irresistibly enticing concubines:

1st : Fluny (Always catch you by surprise)
2nd : Pamaaj (Sexy Bb)
3rd : Zanderhar (Knows some kinky Australian kangaroo moves, the little bugger)
4th: My fanboy Acryul :3

And basically anyone I ever found cool ever. Your bodies are mine.

Wow Timee I did Nazi that coming (lame I know)

I saw Man of Steel twice. First in America, then in France. I fell asleep the second time and woke up an hour later thinking a couple seconds went by because the scene didn't even change. I mean I understand the cool explosions and fight scenes in action movies but c'mon, put in some effort into trying to honor the superhero sci fi extensive plots of my childhood!

Something I found rather ironic watching, is Superman keeps saving one dude at a time, very hero-isc and all that, taking blows and bullets for single lives. But then in his fight scene with General Zod, he has no problem making HUNDREDS of skyscrapers collapse in the middle of the city. Why is it always the city? You could say he was kinda busy fighting Zod but he must've been aware he was killing thousands if not tens of thousands collapsing those buildings (though you know no one cared afterwards, his sexy kryptonite hair was too distracting). Superman could've knocked Zod straight back into Kansas and whooped his ass safely! They friggin went into SPACE, and fell back, into the exact same city, and blew up another couple blocks.

Shame on you Superman. Shame be upon you.

We are overdo for another war. I know we got our two best ABD'ers walk out on us, but let's give it a hand. Any clans you would want to propose an invitation? I like Ascend, Novixel and his gang are chill dudes, wouldn't mind going head to head against them.

His armpit? You should let me in on one of your sessions...

When I first met Pamaaj I had this idea of him being indian. Now, when I think of Fancy, I see a unicorn... a badass unicorn.


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Jee wiz that pic is big. Bump all of that and click on this to see: http://static.fjcdn.com/large/pictur...4c_4395211.jpg

1. If you were able to meet any hero from the past, who would you meet?
A:The Devil. omg so anarchist

2. What would heaven and hell look like?
A: Heaven would be the old retirement home that smells terribly and you go to visit your grandparents, but it's worse, because you can't leave and there are thousands of grandparents and the musky smell fills your nose and you spend eternity playing bingo.
Hell would be a strip/night club.

3. What would be the ideal weapon/spell?
A: The ideal would be that there is none. Peace and happiness are the ideal weapons.

4. How would your life be if you were the opposite of your current gender?
A: I would play with my breasts all the time. In public. Especially in public.

5. If you can be any other race besides a human, which race would you be from?
A: Real or what? I'd be a bear. Most people would want to fly or something but being a bear, you sleep all through winter and you're scary and no one messes with a bear. And I like salmon.

6. You have a curse. You can't use any means of destruction, but you have to destroy an alien structure that threatens the existance of the human race. You're the only person who's available to do so. How would you stop it?
A: I wouldn't.

I'm so hipster I'm three weeks late. Moar questions, Mr. Blades?

Schooooool's out, for, summer!

How did Finals go for all of you? Because mine sucked! Actually they weren't that bad. Art is hardest final, finishing a useless drawing was just so difficult I thought I was going to collapse.

Mmk, so the singing event is a tough one, it has and will continue to be stored away until possible execution.

How about a Writing Event? Oblivion members only, write a susepense/horror short story of someone who ended up in Oblivion, possibly with an interesting randy clan waiting for them, and what happens next... Because I know you all love gore so much. Try to give the clan a sort of attitude, role play, the imagination behind the name. Send your short stories to one of the clan leaders or posted on a thread and it will be voted on or something, best, most emotional, interesting, humorous and/or intriguing wins. I'd think 5k is a good price for the best story. It would be honored in a special Elite Story thread.

All of this has to first be approved by a leader, this is merely an idea.

If this one works well, then I'd be happy to be in charge of further ones, voting and organizing and topic wise. It's easy to think of interesting topics and being the amazing writers you are, if you are willing to step up to this to make some dough, I'd love to see it become a usual Oblv thing.

*Raises activity on the forums woo~*

Good luck with wherever you choose to go from here Vrad. Be it reboot the clan or find a new home as well.

Good man Litc.

I have a bounty, given to me anonymously by someone back in Alliance:

General Boss Bigwig Vrad

Oh stop it you I got a little emotional over that... To all Alliance members who've stuck around I love you all <3

What are you planning to do? You headed off somewhere?