Hey..you there..this app is for you guys, yes Parrot.
I've always had a huge fetish for birds, especially the parrot, the way it eats crackers and SQUAWK so loud and sexual. I cant stand being away from them! No promises that i won't , like, hump your legs or anything, but i would try to be as passionate as possible! PLEASE take you time to read this application for the sake of my morality, and DO be harsh, because MILFs like it rough and blunt(420). My names AJ, you've probably seen me around ingame, like once, but that's okay. I'm very friendly until you get to know me. Then its full on kinky shit. I get most of my experience from the old PPV Playboy channels and the amazing titles they have to offer! only question is...why do they make it so expensive? I mean, at least $20 for one good fap? My mom was so disappointed in me, she worked so hard for her entire check to go to PPV porn. Ok, now i'm getting sidetracked...back to the application. I'm a very loyal member, and a long time player of Toribash, I know many of the guys in parrot, and i feel that i would fit in well. Give me a chance and i wont let you down!
Thanks from the bottom of my heart, and to my penis,
Milf
*BTW $1 Blow Jobs*
YES THIS IS A SERIOUS APP, I'd thought id show my character in the application. You guys already know who i am, So no matter what i put, youll base it off of what you think about me. I hope i gave a good laugh. I hope to hear from you guys in the future!
Last edited by Milf; Oct 24, 2017 at 03:35 AM.