That's an awfully comprehensive list, Marehus.

Yay! I'm funny! Am I doing it right?

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Eh Team, ASSEMBLE!!!

This ... made me want to both punch you in the face and probe you in the ass.

Your passive-aggressiveness continues to amaze me, Marius.

Also ... welcome to the most child-UNFRIENDLY cesspool in ... well, this immediate area. /me draws a box in the air

Of course he's back he just is kinda brainwashed.

I feal speshul when you talk to me like that honey... *blush*

My Application

A1: (forgot this) [email protected] (dont judge me ) you cant get my phone number just pm me/
1:TheSh3FT1rGamingSkype
2:No alternate accounts yet but i'm making one
3:I am a guy who likes to play very competitively but I like to chill out and do favours, I played on my ps3 everyday but i decided to come back to toribash and since its summer i play everyday (this is sad) I play it as soon as I wake up and i play it 10 ish average per day so far but that might stop soon.
4:I want to join Oblivion because I am looking for a clan who I can pay respect and be loyal too.
5:At first when i started in 2012 I met people in matchmaking and i played only fun mods and i barely went on the official servers but i played a lot, i stopped playing cause of school. I only recently found out about the forums so thats why i only have like 13 posts ish I check the forums 7 times a day on average. The only clan ive been is [Shadow]
6:Red thats why i have vampire force looking for cobra relax. Red also represents loyalty and honour.( thanks for the quote Vradomor)
7:Nothing else

Fun Questions
B1: I would talk to him about the clans future then i would tell him *We have a future No Homo then I would tell him to get me the f*** out of here .
B2: Chaotic Good I dont play D&D infact I thought you ment dungeon defenders(also dont play that) but I fight for good and, but i like to be Evil in games where you have only two choices (Good and Evil a.k.a infamous).
B3:I would kill my self with a video game module so when i resurrect Ill be a video game character. All seriousness I my best friend/friends are what made me happy everyday and I would kill to meet them again as we have moved away from each other and (i pick My mum for this) My mum is the person who made me and who gives me food and stops me from being too lazy (10 hours I know).
B4:A Teddy Bear
B5: When I was made the the egg broke of a bit and mixed with my DNA which put an egg in me which will eventually lead to my body being turned into an egg right now its in my lower body so ive done the job for you.(my real answer is you have got a sick mind and i would never allow that to happen)

Lol this app is funny. Hmm. I don't know yet I think I'm going to wait to see what everyone else says. Right now I'm leaning towards yes.

===Contact information:Just add me on skype zekingnoel and my email is [email protected] and i will not add my phone number reason because its personal

--- Your Skype account (which will be added to the clan Skype group):zekingnoel

--- List your alternate accounts:Noelpro

=== Describe yourself briefly, in one paragraph. Im just a good guy i only fallow one thing if you are nice to me i am nice back

=== Why do you want to join Oblivion? Are there any members that you have already associated with? Are there any particular aspects of the clan that appeal to you? well the clan stood out its amazing how many progress this clan had in a short time

=== Describe your experience with Toribash, and the forum community. Have you joined any other clans before? How often are you likely to be active in-game or on the forum?
Well i am a 9th dan so my experience is pretty good with tb im not gonna go into much information
=== What is your favorite tertiary color?
Green
=== Anything else you want to say? You may include art, replays, and any other works that you've made here, be they Toribash-related or not.

Fun Questions (optional, but improves your chances
--- You're in a dark room with a tied up leader of Oblivion. What do you do?
Make sure i have my back to him don't want any ""events"" in the room
--- What is your D&D Alignment? If you are unsure, feel free to take one of the many online tests available.
http://www.wizards.com/dnd/article2....nd/dx20001222x lawlfullgod
--- If you were in a room with your closest friend and family member, and the only way out is for one of you to die, who would you kill? You, your friend, or your family member? If you don't choose at all, you will all die by the lack of oxygen.I rather kill my self for the soul purpose of others need

--- Provide an answer to this riddle:
Code:
What lies about, but doesn't have a truth to tell
What sprawls out, but doesn't have an ache to quell
Patterned, then battered, then thrown out
What is not all finished until it is dead
What is any color green to blue to red
Braided, then traded, then hated hmmm it sort of sounds like us we all do that in ways we cant understand
--- Are you prepared and willing to have eggs implanted into your sternum? No answear ..... And this is for the people who don't get the riddle well the answear is in front of you but i realized it when it said ""what is not all finished until its dead "" and ""what is any color green to blue to red"" ............... a little more detail i am a 9thdan global rank is 466 and my abd rank is 280 and my mushu rank is 10 or so and my rkmma rank is also 10 i think

1. [email protected] (sorry will add phone later)
2. filmcowonmac1
3. sa1ntz (I no longer use it)
4. I joined toribash in probably late 2011 and found the forums in 2012. I like to play this game because it's fun and no one has an unfair payed advantage. The mod I do the best in is aikido. I usually play everyday depending on what happens that day. I also love to play in tournaments
5. I want to join Oblivion because i'm looking for a solid clan that is stable and the people in it are nice. I hope to further advance the clan and donate both TC and wisdom to the clan.
6. My experience in Toribash started out when I was a noob and I was learning how to play the game. I usually spent all my time then playing on Judo and the occasional alt coming in and wrecking me. After a while I started to play aikido and I thought it was amazing at it because I usually always won. I realized further down the road all those wins were because I shoveled. I joined the forum community rather late and it was a bad move for me. I rarely use the forums unless I join a clan.
7. Blue-Violet
8. I really hope to join a clan that has people that are active in game and both on the forums
Fun Questions
1. Have a nice chat before he turns cannibalistic.
2. Lawful Good
3. I would kill myself
4. A gypsy?
5. God no

Hey guys never mind about my app im not gonna join oblv i will be clanless

No to Sh3ft. Though, *cough*...




Yes to Gurpal, even if he is not willing to go for the egg sternum procedure. But does he know how to Gurp, the Gurpal?
http://www.sjgames.com/gurps/