Do you submit to our plans for complete and total galactic domination: yes
Do you fully understand the inner mechanics of being an interstellar tyrant: yes
Past experience on the battlefield: i masterbated in a outhouse for 3 days while the enemy infantry fucked our troops in the ass.
If you were to become one of us, what would your first order of business be: send nudes
Express your feelings about [TGS] in the form of a poem:
I have a penis,
a penis thats small,
do you wanna see it,
give me a call.
Rewrite the Gettysburg Address in Klingon: no
Do you have any form of communication tools, It's critical that we're able to contact each other in case of sudden intergalactic warfare and or birthdays(Skype, Steam, ETC): skype, steam, kik, myspace, snapchat, instagram.
Do you speak any foreign languages that could possibly come in use when conquering other planets or speaking to the waiters at PF Changs: ding dong bing bong
Our war machines tend to get a tad rusty, do you have a preferred choice of lubricant and if you do how thoroughly do you apply it: WD-40
Is it dobbys fault: yes
Age in dog years(1 dog year is equivalent to 7 human years): 105
Are you a wizard: harry?
Size of your wand: 3 inches hard
Element of choice: milf
If you encountered a band of marauding orcs, what spells would you use and how would you use them: bukake
Describe your magical abilities: (ron jeremy)
Hair color: brown like my butthole
Does the carpet match the drapes: no
Describe your non-magical abilities: 1 inch soft, smooth with ladies.
Preferred choice of wand lubricant: spit
Previous magical guilds: none
Previous non-magical guilds: brazzers
Preferred brand of magical robe(Elven, Dwarven, etc): nordic
Cocaine or Crack Cocaine: coke fuking pussy
Which magic school(s) have you attended(Hogwarts, Camp Half-Blood, College of Winterhold etc): i tot my self fucker
What is your experience on the battlefield: the second time you asked this question
If you were going to bribe someone to get in this clan who would it be: nudes
Your staff must be at least 7 feet to join, do you meet this requirement: on a good day at the right angle
Are you skilled in potion making: yes
How often do you polish your staff <---- no colin stupid orko.... i polish it with dirt and semen.
Cut or Uncut: i cut my pubes
Absolute Territory or nothing at all: ill show you my sex slaves territory
White Cotton or Pink and Frilly: cotton is nice
Whips or Paddles: paddles
Hot Wax or Leashes: oooooooooo leaches on the tities and hot wax on the peen
Spit or Swallow: spitters and quitters
Did you study in the art of Orkology: no
Favorite wizard: ron
Rewrite Abraham Lincoln's famous speech as a magical incantation to make bread: or i can take a picture of my spread ass cheeks
Where does the magic happen: the floor... shit gets crazy and less noise
Is it the size of the moat or the motion of the potion: lol... moat
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like: if i did what happend to the that in it but how is that in it now.
Is it dobbys fault: yes fuck you bobby lol bobby
Name 5 things that are not Jackie Chan: me, jaker, jaker, jaker, and uhhh jaker.
pls accept me ily and this clan im like super active and yeah
