:v Hey he said Pm him, but if we are just posting so we can see who is more creative, here is mine:
A man (insert inappropriate name, example: Ben Dover, Stiff Richard) found himself in the Amazon forest whilst trying to buy an icecream at Wallmart©. Luckily for him he surfed the net for a long time, meaning he found many useful tips, so he was confident he can survive 'till rescue comes. 2 days later he died from a sudden heart failure (He found a yetti sleeping next to him). The end.