Alan Garner: Gambling? Who said anything about gambling? It's not gambling when you know you're gonna win. Counting cards is a foolproof system.
Stu Price: It's also illegal.
Alan Garner: It's not illegal, it's frowned upon, like... masturbating on an airplane.
Phil Wenneck: I'm pretty sure that's illegal too.
Alan Garner: Yeah, maybe after 9/11, where everybody got so sensitive. Thanks a lot, Bin Laden!

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I think I have seen the movie RedDevil quoted, but I can't quite pick it.

Tell me pleaseeeee

EPIC LINE: I see dead people.

The Hangover. 8D

Lee - "I'll bitch slap you back to Africa!"

Carter - "Yeah? Ima bite your damn nose off!"

Rush Hour 2.

Persian: This is Blasfemy. This is madness!

King Leonidas: Madness
King leonidas: This IS SPARTA!!!!!


epic 300 the movie

300 Quotes are like the most boring on earth.

300 is overrated, go suck a Spartan dick.

You guys are stupid.

1) 300 isn't overrated, it's a fucking great movie.
2) Get on topic or don't post.

Nobuddie: They're only boring because you've heard them about a million times before, but that doesn't make them bad.

I can't really post good quotes because I watch all the movies with german dubs, but 'Gladiator' had a few epic ones.

fight club
Tyler Durden: It could be worse. a woman could cut off your penis while your sleeping and throw out the window of a moving car.