this is more of an urban myth my friend told me about.
he is from chicago, and he is pretty sure it's true.


anyway, it was during the SAT's and everybody had handed in their paper.
A teacher went up to the front of the room and said

"Ok, who wrote "shithead" on their paper?".

appearently, this big black lady stands up and says,

"My names Shi'thead".

...
I honestly hope that her parents did not name her that.

edit: lol

Ok here's my entry:

Two hunters were walking through the woods, when suddenly one of them collapsed onto the floor. He didn't appear to be breathing and his eyes were rolled back. The other hunter whipped out his mobile phone and dialed the emergency services. He shouted down the phone: " help my freind is dead!" A woman on the other end of the line said in a calm, reassuring voice: "Calm down, everything will be ok. First, lets make sure that he's dead." "Ok", said the hunter, and he put down the phone. A loud shot was heard, and the man came back on the line. "Right, done that", he said, "now what?"

Runner-up

Awarded 2.5k TC

~Arterial

here's my 2nd joke: its actually something I posted in one of the other threads as something random but it turned out pretty funny, for me atleast.


Animated .gifs are fun, I may do more in future lol.

My joke is soooo stupid it causes laughter xD

At Midnight, there were two men in a bar. They were drinking very beer. Then a person appears and one of the drunk man says:
- Look at that long brown haired chick! Cute!
She goes next to him and says:
- Hellooooo...My name is Georgeee.

LOLOL! In real life its better cuz we can hear voices...


Edit: Brown hair not blond


Here's my second: (Imagine if i were the woman)

A retarded is in the hotel and a woman/I goes/go with him to the bedrooms.
She/I ask(s): Mr. Retarded, what's the name of this? - points to a bed.
He answers: A bed.
She/I say(s): Well done, Mr. Retarded.
They go to other bedroom...
She/I ask(s): And this one, Mr. Retarded? - points to a double bed.
He answers: A double bed.
She/I say(s): Very well, Mr. Retarded.
They go to the last one...
She/I ask(s): And this one? - points to a bunk. (I ask u what was that type of bed)
You answer: A bunk.
She/I say(s): Nice job Mr. Retarded!

xD I hope u understood it! =) (better in real life cuz I ask u the type of bed and u asnwer xD)


Edit: Another funny joke xD


I have a third one! Here:

Little John asked his mom:
- Mom, can I have a bath with you?
- Sure son. Of course. - says his mom.
In the bath, Little John asks:
- Mom, what are those on your chest?
- Those are headlights. - answers his mom.
- And in middle of your legs?
- That is a big rock, son.
The next day, Little John asks his dad:
- Dad, can I have a bath with you?
- Sure son. Of course. - says his dad.
In the bath, Little John asks:
- Dad, what is that in the middle of your legs?
- That is a boat, son. - answers his dad.
Then, at midnight, Little John can't sleep and goes to his parents bedroom:
- Oh no! The headlights are turned off, and the boat is going to crash in the big rock!!!

lololololol very funny!


Edit: Another Funny joke!
Edit: Changing sizes.

my 3rd and final joke.

Xenmas:"Edited it? Yeah, to delete your fucking childish addition to it.
Seriously the lot of you must have the combined mental age of a 10 year old to be doing things like that.
Grow up."

KungFuJC:"Sorry what was that Xenmas, your a little hard to understand with your mouth full.

"



Winner

Awarded 5k TC

~Arterial

xD nice one!!

Edit: Do u like my jokes?

well he does always have his mouth open inviting, ready for action. ;)

yeah thats true...xD

Kungfujc won 1st place - 5k tc

Birdflu won 2nd place - 2.5k tc


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