you guys are horrible... let's rewind...
Originally Posted by
KungFuJC
The other boys pooped up remains! because the jungle has a magical ub3r growth rate so the poop the badger shat out was absorbed into the soil and went up the trees roots n stuff.... then that's when he jumped out of the tree because with all that stuff he got magical powers from the jungle, now proclaiming himself to be the magical poopyboy they carried on through the jungle in hope of finding a way home.
They eventually ran across an indian tribe. They walked up to the main fire spot and seen Steve the blueish pigeon in a predicament. The indians have tied him up and were having there way with him (sexually). Steve shouts, "ˇAyudame!" The boys were confused... again. "ˇAyudame!" Then poopyboy spots THE GIANT HOLY MOTHER FUCKING PIGEON!!!! and with a mighty swoop THE GIANT HOLY MOTHER FUCKING PIGEON!!!! landed next to the boys. "He's mexican you guys. He said Help me!"
"Your cousin is a blueish mexican?" asked one of the non poopy boys.
"... Yeah ... somehow. Anyways will you help me save him?"
THE GIANT HOLY MOTHER FUCKING PIGEON!!!!, the poopyboy and the other two boys started unleashing holy hell on the indians. Arrows and feathers were flying everywhere. Eventually all the indians were dead and the rest of the people were miraculously uninjured. THE GIANT HOLY MOTHER FUCKING PIGEON!!!! thanked the boys for their help and agreed to grant them one wish. The only thing they could imagine to wish for was...
