In 2nd grade I was kissed by a mentally challenged kid, then he strangled me.
It's because the teacher gave me candy. He wanted it.
It's because the teacher gave me candy. He wanted it.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Originally Posted by KronosLord
Eh at our school after athletics the Guys and the girls have the same locker room.
the girls and the guys have to share the public shower(very akward) and when you walk in the girls and the guys are on different sides but when I walked in, competely naked, I tripped over a girls foot in the doorway and all the chicks fell on me.
I got up and all the girls were laughing at me because my Penis was having a massive erection.
it would have been even more epic if one of their mouths were open.
FUCKING MAGNETS EVERYWHERE IN THIS BITCH
Originally Posted by GuardianDuo
When I was in Chinese school, I needed to go to the bathroom. I was new, and the teacher was lazy, so she just said the bathroom was the last door on the right down the hall. I went in and noticed that there was poo in the urinals. Turns out that the teacher told me where the girls' bathroom is located. I'm a guy, but I took a piss anyway.
Eeww nasty girls >_>
Well I remember when I was pretty depressed after failing a big test and my parents were yelling at me all afternoon. Then I had to go to a violin lesson, where I was given a new piece, and my teacher got really angry even though it was the first time I saw it. ;_; <---me. It was really embarrassing for everyone in the room, especially me.
