I've got to find a way to get really drunk and not wind up in bad situations. Or I need a crowd that gets as drunk as I do, because hanging out at parties where people go to get buzzed puts me in bad situations. Like if I had a barn or something that wasn't buried in snow, and then invited all the party people in town. But first I need a job to be able to afford a barn.
K, my resolution is to get a job.