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Yo momma's so stupid she tried to drown a fish.

And she's so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Originally Posted by iamrubbish View Post
Yo momma's so stupid she tried to drown a fish.

yo momma is so stupid she doesnt know that fish CAN drown, if there is no oxygen in the water etc.

Originally Posted by iamrubbish View Post
And she's so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

And she is so stupid that she looked out the window even tho it happend 100 times before.
"I've seen enough rule number 34 to burn down a large catholic school" - Bish
Originally Posted by iamrubbish View Post
I'M SORRY WHAT DID YOU JUST MAKE MY JOKES SEEM SHITTY

FUCK YOU

LOLYOUFAIL!

Your mother is so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesnt have to kiss her goodbye.

Your mother is so hairy, when she gave birth, you got rug burn.
Teehee
Your mother is so ugly that when she was born her dad said" what a treasure, let's bury it"

Your mother is so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Yo momma is so poor she sneaks into the zoo and asks the animals to throw food at her.
Last edited by Hippybob; Jan 17, 2010 at 01:35 AM.
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