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Situation one. I would dig up the roots of the tree and cut them off, cook them and eat them. Their pact with nutrients. I would use the limbs to make the fire and soak the top of the tree trunk with the alcohol and light it with the burning limbs around it at nightfall. That will pull a ship for sure.

Situation two. I would take the guys toes for us to share. It's fair because I provided the rest of the meal and the fats and protien would help us last.

HEALTH NOTE: Do NOT canabilize victums of starvation. They have COMPLETELY absorbed ALL of the nutrients needed to live in their body. You will get NOTHING from eating their fleash. Brain, Heart, Liver, Eyes ONLY.
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Originally Posted by AngelofDeath View Post
HEALTH NOTE: Do NOT canabilize victums of starvation. They have COMPLETELY absorbed ALL of the nutrients needed to live in their body. You will get NOTHING from eating their fleash. Brain, Heart, Liver, Eyes ONLY.

thank you, i was wondering about this.
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Originally Posted by AngelofDeath View Post
HEALTH NOTE: Do NOT canabilize victums of starvation. They have COMPLETELY absorbed ALL of the nutrients needed to live in their body. You will get NOTHING from eating their fleash. Brain, Heart, Liver, Eyes ONLY.

don't forget to milk them for their nutritious semen
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Situation One- Light the tree on fire by dousing it with alcohol and setting it alight, and hope for the best.

#2- Saw the other person apart, eat the edible parts, and fashion some sort of shelter w
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Originally Posted by AngelofDeath View Post
HEALTH NOTE: Do NOT canabilize victums of starvation. They have COMPLETELY absorbed ALL of the nutrients needed to live in their body. You will get NOTHING from eating their fleash. Brain, Heart, Liver, Eyes ONLY.

Their body would still contain a ton of calories, which are far more important than nutrients in a critical situation like this.

I know people have survived during blockades by eating others.....certainly not glamorous, but it does work.
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Originally Posted by Odlov View Post
Their body would still contain a ton of calories, which are far more important than nutrients in a critical situation like this.

I know people have survived during blockades by eating others.....certainly not glamorous, but it does work.

Yes, but I'm fairly sure that those they ate didn't die of starving to death. If you stay hydrated and stationary you can stave for near a month before you die. As far a the coloric value. You would have to consume a good deal of fleash to make it useful towards your body. The parts that would have the best canabalistic value would be the heart, brain, liver, kidnies, eyes, buttocks, breasts and any fatty portions of the body.
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Situation 1:
I'd wait until I saw some sort of civilisation like a ship or a plane.
Then I'd use the handsaw to cut the bandages up, arrange them into a large message on the ground. Next I'd dab a drop of alcohol onto them and use the lighter to set it alight. Then I'd just ration the water while I was waiting. You could also light the dead bark on the tree seeing as that would probably be quite dry.

If it took too long for a boat or plane to be spotted then I'd try and filter the salt water through the bandages and just set the tree alight.

Situation 2: Same as the above. I wouldn't kill them.
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Originally Posted by Odlov View Post
I'm feeling for some morbid humor tonight.

Situation 1:

So let's say you were stuck on a small uninhabited island which was home to nothing but 1 dead tree. You had with you a moderate-sized canister of drinking water, a bottle of alcohol, a roll of bandages, a lighter, and a handsaw....It was not your first day there, and you were extremely hungry. All attempts to catch fish or other sea life have ended in failure and more exhaustion. You know you won't last much longer if you don't get nourishment ASAP.
You know ships pass through the area, but for all you know it could be many days until the next one.

well, i would empty the alcohol bottle into the ocean, seen as alcohol only deprives the body of hydration and makes you stupid. But i would keep the bottle. For drinking water i would make a filter out of the bandages on the alcohol bottle. And, anything that might be left, i would use the lighter to make a fire from dead ferns from the tree, (That or some wood from it...) I would use the hand saw to cut the tree into fire wood, Hold the bottle over it, and let the water boil so it kills the germs and bacteria inside. With the nourishment problem... i am royaly screwed, i know nothing on how to fix that lol.


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Same as above, except you have another person with you. You didn't know him before you ended up on this island. Between you 2 you have all the same tools as in the first situation. You are both extremely hungry...and water supply is dwindling even faster with 2 of you there. What do?

Same thing as above except when the guy fell asleep, he wouldn't wake up. I'd use his body for nourishment. lol, CANABAL!
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ALl you people talking of canablism you'd better be careful not to be eaten by him first.

For me I wouldnt even eat somone else... I'd make a pinky promise to eachother we cant eat the other person unless we have their permission in which case I'd get drunk and then let him eat me lol
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