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Originally Posted by Reanimator View Post
Keep repeating the joke, they'll laugh eventually.

Or just break the silence with a "FUNNY HUH"... : D
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Well, a "friend" was helping me with prom stuff and I told him that I was gonna ask a long-time lady more-than-friend of mine to prom.
The guy leaked what I was gonna do to ask her to her. And she called me the day before...saying like "yeah I heard you were gonna ask me to prom tomorrow from *******. And um...yeah I'm not going to say yes. etc etc I'ma cruel, cruel, cold bitch."

That last part was added in...anyway. It sucked hard. We haven't talked much until just a few days ago. But I'm not gonna bring that up. Fuck.
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Usually after school ends, most of the students go to the cafeteria to wait for the buses. I came in pretty late and decided to make a fool of myself by putting a box over my head and wildly flailing through the entrance- this part was intentional. What was not intentional was the fact that I did it when half of the students in there were crying and/or depressed because this one group of popular girls had all been killed in a car crash just minutes ago and one of the girls' sister had learned about it via grieved mommy and spread the word like wildfire; being blinded by cardboard, I didn't really notice until I took off the box, laughing etc, and then noticed pretty much everyone just staring at me with an expression like "What the hell is wrong with you".

Felt like a bit of a dick even though I tried to justify it to all my friends, who were either laughing too hard to breathe or offering to refer me to a psychiatrist.
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Originally Posted by Ragdollmaster View Post
Usually after school ends, most of the students go to the cafeteria to wait for the buses. I came in pretty late and decided to make a fool of myself by putting a box over my head and wildly flailing through the entrance- this part was intentional. What was not intentional was the fact that I did it when half of the students in there were crying and/or depressed because this one group of popular girls had all been killed in a car crash just minutes ago and one of the girls' sister had learned about it via grieved mommy and spread the word like wildfire; being blinded by cardboard, I didn't really notice until I took off the box, laughing etc, and then noticed pretty much everyone just staring at me with an expression like "What the hell is wrong with you".

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAH

heroic!
I liked a girl and my friend was trying to help me to conquer her xD (i wasnt a friend of her but he was)then one day he gave her a bunch of flowers and said it was me who told him to give the flowers to her,my friend told me he gave her the flowers(i got like WTF DUDE) then when i was in the library(OMG WTF well i missed a school trip)she went to my side and said thank you for the flowers,i was like what?She repeated what she sed....after that i felt like a goddamm idiot...

sorry if my english is wrong >.<
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Originally Posted by Ragdollmaster View Post
Usually after school ends, most of the students go to the cafeteria to wait for the buses. I came in pretty late and decided to make a fool of myself by putting a box over my head and wildly flailing through the entrance- this part was intentional. What was not intentional was the fact that I did it when half of the students in there were crying and/or depressed because this one group of popular girls had all been killed in a car crash just minutes ago and one of the girls' sister had learned about it via grieved mommy and spread the word like wildfire; being blinded by cardboard, I didn't really notice until I took off the box, laughing etc, and then noticed pretty much everyone just staring at me with an expression like "What the hell is wrong with you".

++++ rep. You sir, are a God of embarrassment.

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Originally Posted by Ragdollmaster View Post
Usually after school ends, most of the students go to the cafeteria to wait for the buses. I came in pretty late and decided to make a fool of myself by putting a box over my head and wildly flailing through the entrance- this part was intentional.

Dear god. Why?
Originally Posted by Ragdollmaster View Post
Usually after school ends, most of the students go to the cafeteria to wait for the buses. I came in pretty late and decided to make a fool of myself by putting a box over my head and wildly flailing through the entrance- this part was intentional. What was not intentional was the fact that I did it when half of the students in there were crying and/or depressed because this one group of popular girls had all been killed in a car crash just minutes ago and one of the girls' sister had learned about it via grieved mommy and spread the word like wildfire; being blinded by cardboard, I didn't really notice until I took off the box, laughing etc, and then noticed pretty much everyone just staring at me with an expression like "What the hell is wrong with you".

Felt like a bit of a dick even though I tried to justify it to all my friends, who were either laughing too hard to breathe or offering to refer me to a psychiatrist.

horrible timing on that one, but other than that.... HILARIOUS
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