Secret Santa 2024
Originally Posted by ToXiKz View Post
By dive bombing, you mean suicide bombing. This is the era of the pigeonaliban.

Or Al Kaegeon.

Originally Posted by Keys View Post
This has pretty much been done before, though.
"We're holding your ______ hostage. Surrender and you'll get him back safety."

I'll fill in the blank.

"We're holding your muffin hostage. Surrender and you'll get him back to safety."

Then again, I'm awesome. But a muffin isn't exactly the perfect hostage in any situation (unless you were in the middle of Siberia and were starving half to death).
Last edited by BlakMuffin; Jun 6, 2010 at 10:59 PM.
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What is this tripe? A Pigeon? Seriously?

Okay. first off. if it is a spy, SO WHAT? it's not going anywhere, especially if you cook it up.

Second, it's a pigeon. PIGEON. BIRD. YES, they can be trained to act as messengers, and the saying dont shoot the messenger playfully toys around my mind, but SERIOUSLY, a pigeon.

IF it's a spy, it's mision can not be fulfilled at this point.

HOW it could be useful as a spy, however, is so far beyond me without an inside operative to check in on the bird, but what information it could provide for anyone is much further beyond me than that.

The more likely scenario is biological sneak attack, not subterfuge.
SuicideDo, the Brewtal Drunken Immortal.
Originally Posted by SuicideDo View Post
What is this tripe? A Pigeon? Seriously?

Okay. first off. if it is a spy, SO WHAT? it's not going anywhere, especially if you cook it up.

Second, it's a pigeon. PIGEON. BIRD. YES, they can be trained to act as messengers, and the saying dont shoot the messenger playfully toys around my mind, but SERIOUSLY, a pigeon.

IF it's a spy, it's mision can not be fulfilled at this point.

HOW it could be useful as a spy, however, is so far beyond me without an inside operative to check in on the bird, but what information it could provide for anyone is much further beyond me than that.

The more likely scenario is biological sneak attack, not subterfuge.

Indians are silly, aren't they?
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What I wanna know now is how did they catch the damn thing? Did they like tase it or something?
Hoss.
Originally Posted by Praeter View Post
the idiots probably think that if they keep the pigeon it will magically tell them everything

lol'd

but i think they are just being too cautious
I bought a subscription to Wibbles so I think this quote is necessary,
"Be careful when gazing into the void, for it gazes back"
Guard - "So, who you workin' for?"

Pigeon - "...."

Guard - "Not talkin' huh? Maybe this will change your mind."

*Guard pulls a couple bread crumbs out of a bag*

Guard - "You hungry, son?"

Pigeon - "... Gimme the damn crumbs or else"

Guard - "OH WTF IT ACTUALLY TALKED!!!!!!!!!!!"

*2012*
Originally Posted by JesseD View Post
Guard - "So, who you workin' for?"

Pigeon - "...."

Guard - "Not talkin' huh? Maybe this will change your mind."

*Guard pulls a couple bread crumbs out of a bag*

Guard - "You hungry, son?"

Pigeon - "... Gimme the damn crumbs or else"

Guard - "OH WTF IT ACTUALLY TALKED!!!!!!!!!!!"

*2012*

Like the magic mongoose once said:

If you keep the pigeon, it will magically tell you everything- Praeter the Magic Mongoose
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I bet they rape the Pigeon...so like:

Guard:"Tell me the truth. bish"

Pigeon: "meh.."

Guard:" K. you wanted it like this."
*rape*

Guard: "Wanna talk now?"

Pigeon: " Deeeeeerp. Yush D: take it out take it out"


for the seriousness:

I dont think they are serious about the pigeon thing...