Why have one blade when you can have two?

Why have one tiny, squishy looking thing...
When you can have two bigger ones?

Why use something like that.. its heavy and sh*t...

^That's easy to use and does the job quite well

Small and convinient, I see where you are going...
Something like this, perhaps?

hmm thats a bit big..

hidrogen bomb is a better solution

Even though I like where this getting at..

This is completely irrelevant and off-topic.
We have a thread dedicated to that, take it there :P

Cloooosed.

Or is it? :>