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BirdFlu's global disaster action plan (most effective in the case of a zombie apocalypse):

1) Find a bus/coach/lorry (single decker for stability) and fill it full of as many supplies as I can find,

2) Pick up as many of the people I care about as I can, and tell them to bring supplies etc.

3) Drive to the container ship port about 50-60 miles from my home. Hijac a ship (preferably loaded full of food and with a water de-salinater)

4) Drive ship into secluded area of the ocean, and hide out there until the danger is gone. Send the occasional patrol out to get hold of supplies etc.


Foolproof, but in reality I'd probably just lock myself under the stairs.
Quit, probably.
Originally Posted by Odlov View Post
Run from this:


500km asteroid? We only have like 2 known ones inside our entire solar system. Its too big to miss tbh.
Last edited by Odlov; Jul 26, 2010 at 12:38 AM.
Hoss.
Originally Posted by ToXiKz View Post
500km asteroid? We only have like 2 known ones inside our entire solar system. Its too big to miss tbh.

Detecting and preventing a collision are 2 different things ;)
It's a big one. Maybe we could pull something off, though.
Originally Posted by BirdFlu View Post
BirdFlu's global disaster action plan (most effective in the case of a zombie apocalypse):

1) Find a bus/coach/lorry (single decker for stability) and fill it full of as many supplies as I can find,

2) Pick up as many of the people I care about as I can, and tell them to bring supplies etc.

3) Drive to the container ship port about 50-60 miles from my home. Hijac a ship (preferably loaded full of food and with a water de-salinater)

4) Drive ship into secluded area of the ocean, and hide out there until the danger is gone. Send the occasional patrol out to get hold of supplies etc.


Foolproof, but in reality I'd probably just lock myself under the stairs.


Have fun escaping the harmful atmosphere, probable lack of sunlight and probable intense storms.
And about 1000 other things your "fullproof" idea would fail to help you against
MGUNIT: I dunno what Irc is.
I don't know where I would go but... I'd try to live as long as possible.
Cause I might have to move to another country because they have stuff that Australia doesn't.
I'd also learn to fly a plane.
what would i do ? :
1st. gather a group is strong guys,marines probably and gather all the weapons and ammo we can find
2nd.find supplies like food,water and fuel.
3rd.go to the nearest place that space crafts a launched from.
4th.kill the guys that protect it ( cuz theres no way they'll let us in)
5th.take over the space shuttle and leave the planet.
6th.land on a space station and stay there until our suplies last.
7th.after that i'll die slowly from hunger.
Originally Posted by Odlov View Post
Run from this:


A fire extinguisher?

Also thorny, if you read my post you would see that my survival plan is most effective in the case of a zombie apocalypse, in which case there would be none of the problems you described.


It's also sarcastic.
Quit, probably.