When i was little my friend and i made this big leaf pile. We then clibmed up on to this picnic table to jump into it. My friend went first. He jumped in but unfourtunatly we had left the rake in the leaf pile. He landed on it and it bounced up and smashed him in the face.

This other time i was sleding down this hill that looked like this
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i decided to build a jump just before the flat walkway so that i could jump over it and land on the hill below it. I got a bunch of speed hit the jump and slamed into the walkway and then BOUNCED off of it and flew 6 feet down the hill. My spine compressed and my back was hurting for like a week.

When I first had my first computer, I bought Worms 2 with it. When I inserted the CD in the CD drive, it didn't close well and broke the CD in half. The friggin bitchy tossed me the broken CD right to my eyes... now I have one eyeball made of crystal. (seriously)

That's not funny but meh...

man, thats gotta hurt

Man, i'm glad my Mac Pro ejects CDs from the side.

Thats one expensive eye :P

god that had to hurt > < *hairs stand up on back of neck* *gets goosebumps*
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Nice stories keep em' coming!

once i was on a swing, and someone underdogged me, (pushing you buy going under the swing and making you go realy high) an i didnt know it, and i slid off the swing, 12 feet in the air, and i fell on my arm and broke it.

dude i feel your pain. that happend 2 me once,(didnt brake arm thoe)

the scary part was that my head was an inch away from a rock!