Originally Posted by 2worlds

Alright, thanks solax for pointing me to this thread

convo 1

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Stranger: hiii
You: hey
Stranger: f,m
You: f, and u?
Stranger: m
Stranger: age?
You: 18
You: wbu?
Stranger: same
Stranger: horny?
You: depends
You: if you can get me horny
Stranger: on what
Stranger: how
You: i dunon, lets start with chatting then maybe we'll cam
You: ;)
Stranger: ok
You: what do you look like first?
Stranger: fb? so u can see my pic
You: i dont have fb
Stranger: i have brown hair and brown eyes
Stranger: u?
You: ooo my favorite colors
You: I have blonde hair and green eyes
You: ur not fat are you?
Stranger: that sounds hot
You: thanks
Stranger: not i have abs
You: ooo sexy
You: what would you do if I right next to you?
Stranger: depends
You: on what?
Stranger: if i do something like kissing u would kick my ass or no
You: no way
You:
You: be sensual, see if you can get me horny
Stranger: no way me kissing u or u kicking my ass
You: well me kicking ur ass wont get me horny now will it?
Stranger: nop
You: exactly
You: so keep going
Stranger: kiss u and put one of my hands in ur shirt and play with ur boobs
You: oooo
You: keep going
You: i like it when guys touch my boobs
You: Ill put my hand on your dick
Stranger: my hand is sliding down to ur vag
You: mmm im starting to get wet
You: dont stop
Stranger: unzip my pant and take my dick out
You: mm you're quite large
You: I put on my robe and wizard hat
You: and cast my level 9 flamebolt
You: and incinerate your level 17 minion of death
You: I proceed to cast my like 12 lightning bolt to annihilate you
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convo 2

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Stranger: wassup
Stranger: male here
Stranger: lookn for naughty f ;)
You: hmm
You: i am in the mood to be a little naughty
You: can i see what u look like?
Stranger: how old are you
You: 18
You: u?
Stranger: oh perfect lol
Stranger: im 21
You: oh nice
You: can i see ur pic?
Stranger: you have one to trade?
You: yes I do
You:
Stranger: cool
Stranger: well im 6'1'' weigh about 150lbs with a fairly slim atheltic build. i have dark brown hair, green eyes, and...
Stranger: [HIS PICTURE WAS HERE]
Stranger:
You: hmm cant see the pic
You: but i trust you
You: here's me
You: [MY HOT FRIENDS PICTURE WAS HERE]
Stranger: oh hottt
Stranger: whats your name?
You: claire
You: whats your name?
Stranger: wonderful to meet you Claire, im john
You: nice
You: so i am in the mood to be naughty, but if you can get me even more naughty using text, i might cam with you
You: so tell me
You: what would you do to me if i was there
Stranger: well shit, i wish my phone wasnt dead buttt..
Stranger: what are you wearing right now?
You: tank top and pajamas
You: my pajamas are stripped blue and red
You: my two fav colors
You:
Stranger: i know you wouldnt mind me sliiping you outa that tanktop, letting your perfect rack get some playtime, my gentle hands slowly caressing you, squeezing yours tits, swirling my tongue around your nip while i rub the other with my fingertip
Stranger: slowly kissing up your neck
You: ooo perfect
You: i like this
Stranger: getting a taste of your luscious lips
You: mm
Stranger: we begin to make out
You: i grab your hard penis
Stranger: tongue wrestling
You: and i put on my robe and wizard hat
Stranger: stroke it for me babe
You: and cast level 9 flamebolt
You: and destroy you
Stranger: what
You: I am an adventurer
You: braving the dungeons
You: of perversia
You: You are the 2nd boss I have slain today
You: I put on a guise as a helpless blonde girl
You: to fight my foes
You: you have been slain
You: I loot your corpse
You: and recieve 17 gold and 23 silver
You: and a Hauberk of Raging boners
Stranger: tight
You: I equip the hauberk of raging boners
Stranger: you want me to slide my hand down in thos pjs, start rubbing your clit for you?
You: it is quite hard
You: however it is not harder than my raging boner
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Originally Posted by SpaceLlama

So post the great chats you have on Omegle here.

Here is one I just had:

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Talk to strangers!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: You are walking down the street in a deserted, rough neighborhood when a guy jumps out at you with a knife. What do you do?
Stranger: kick his ass
You: You attempt to "kick his ass" but fail. He reaches for his gun in his pocket and you turn to run. There is a fence with a hole in it to the left or a small wall you could jump over to the right. Which way do you go?
Stranger: I'd jump over the small wall
You: You jump over the small wall but the guy is not far behind you. Straight ahead there is an old wooden door.To the right a tall wall and to the left a large gap leading to a small roof. Which way do you go?
Stranger: I'd go straight ahead
You: You get to the door only to find it is locked. The guy is right behind you now and looks pissed. There is a crowbar next to the door. Do you try to break through the door or attack the guy?
Stranger: try to break through the door
You: You smash through the door only to find a drug deal going on inside the old house. The drug dealers point their guns at you and the guy behind you runs off. To the right there is some stairs. Do you go back out the door or try to escape up the stairs?
Stranger: try to escape up the stairs
You: You sprint up the stairs to find a locked door with no way of getting in. The guys are really close behind you now and are already aiming their guns. There is a murky window to the right, do you jump through it to try and escape or plead for your life with the drug dealers?
Stranger: I jump through the window
You: You jump through the window, fall 3 floors and land in a conveniently placed pile of hay. You cannot believe your luck and exit the alleyway back onto the main street when suddenly a white van pulls up and offers you a ride. Do you get in the van or carry on walking?
Stranger: carry on walking
You: You carry on down the street to see a house on fire. Inside there is a lady screaming. Do you go into the house and try to save her or continue down the road?
Stranger: try and save her
You: You crawl into the house. Smoke is all around you and it is almost impossible to breath or see but you continue on. You feel your way towards the screaming and see the silhouette of a lady she is holding a gun. Behind you the sounds of sirens are close. Do you continue forward or get out of there?
Stranger: get out of there
You: You get out of the house and walk straight into the arms of 3 police officers. They recognize you as the kid who has been vandalizing cars around the neighborhood and put you under arrest. While 2 of the cops go into the house to see if anybody is alive the cop looking after you gets distracted by an explosion inside the house and you have an opportunity to run. Do you take it?
Stranger: I take it
You: You run down the street hands cuffed behind your back and fall over a small clothed lump. face-planting on the ground you break your nose. You look at what you tripped over through streaming eyes and notice it is a small baby still breathing. Do you carry on escaping or take the baby back to the police?
Stranger: carry on escaping (Plus my hands are cuffed behind my back I can't carry a baby)
You: You leave the baby in the middle of the street and stumble down the road, nose bloody and hands chafing. You see a garage (with tools) open to the left and a park to the right. Which way do you go?
Stranger: To the garage
You: You walk into the garage and see a large range of tools. There is a chainsaw on the bench and some wire clippers on the shelf. Which do you try to take?
Stranger: umm, wire clipper?
You: You try to take the wire clippers off the shelf which proves quite a feat with hands cuffed behind your back. You make a load of noise with tools crashing to the ground when a strong looking guy with a bald head and a chopper mustache comes out and asks what you are doing. Do you tell him the truth about the cops or make up a lie that you got stuck like this when playing sex games with your girlfriend?
Stranger: Tell him a lie (I'm a girl btw)
You: The guy is intrigued by the fact you are a lesbian and decides to help you out. He breaks the cuffs off and offers you a drink. Do you accept or continue down the street with the intention of getting home and out of this terrible neighborhood?
Stranger: accept
You: You walk into his house. It stinks of piss, there is rubbish all over the floor and knives scattered across the kitchen counter. You don't like the look of this and when he goes to the fridge to get you a drink you have the opportunity to run. Do you take it?
Stranger: yes
You: You run off leaving the man to his sick house. During your little detour the cops have caught up and are close to the house. One of them see you and yells out. Do you stop for the cops or jump the fence behind you and into the guys back garden?
Stranger: jump the fence behind me
You: You jump the fence, catch your trouser leg on the fence, get a nice cut along your leg and land face first in a pile of dog shit. You look up only to meet face to face to the creator of this masterpiece. Do you lie still with the hope it will ignore you or try and escape through the gate at the end of the garden?
Stranger: try and escape through the gate at the end of the garden
You: You jump up quickly and sprint towards the end of the garden. The dog chases you but is stopped by its chain lead. You get out of the gate and see a motorbike with the keys in. Do you take it or continue down the path ?
Stranger: continue down the path
You: You continue down the path and come across a familiar landmark. The park where you walk your dog. Do you take the shortcut though the field or go through town?
Stranger: take the shortcut
You: It's getting dark now and the sun is barely visible as you walk though the dark field 2 guys in hoodies start following you. Do you turn around and confront them or run away from these creeps?
Stranger: run away
You: You run away leaving the two guys and make it across the park. Your house is close now there is roadworks straight ahead with construction happening blocking your way. Do try and get though the construction site or take the long way round?
Stranger: try and get through
You: You climb the fence and walk through the construction site. As you are walking along a brick falls and lands on your foot crushing it completely. You scream out in pain and one of the workers looks up and sees you. Remembering the police are after you and going to hospital would put you in contact with them do you hobble away or wait for help?
Stranger: hobble away
You: You hobble away from the construction site. Your house is only one block away. As you stumble painfully down the street you go past your ex boyfriends house. Suddenly he comes running out screaming, covered in blood and holding a knife screaming help. Do you stop and help him or get away as fast as you can?
Stranger: get away
You: You get away without him seeing you as he mindlessly screams in the street. You mutter something about drugs as you edge closer and closer to your house. You are half a block away now and are feeling like shit. You are tired, hungry and thirsty. You notice that a 24 hour convenience shop lit up to the left. You feel in your pocked and have a 10 dollar note. Do you go in and buy some food or make your way home?
Stranger: make my way home
You: As you walk past the store you notice the person at the till is getting robbed. There is a payphone to the left of the shop do you go in and call for help or continue home?
Stranger: continue home
You: You are right outside your house now and just have to cross the street. There is a piece of paper in the middle of the road that intrigues you. Do you stop to pick it up or stumble to your front door?
Stranger: stumble to my front door
You: You stumble to the front door and fumble for your keys. You open the door. Walk into the house and turn on the light. You look down and there is a letter on the table. Do you open it?
Stranger: yes
You: You open the letter and read it. You just lost the game is written in blood. You chuck it on the ground and walk into your living room and collapse onto the sofa. You hear a noise behind you and turn around. It's your ex boyfriend, he smiles, pulls out his knife and stabs you 214 times. You lie there in a pool of your own blood and smile as you realize you just completed the game.
You: Thanks for playing.
Stranger: wtf how do u even win this game
You: It's all about skill.