I'll be lying if I said we were famous,
It's still strange when people walk up,
And know what my name is.

Think you so good llama?
I'll kick you around,
Like Seal team 6 on Osama.

You can't do nothing right,
Try to punch,
Try to bite.

Think you up so high?
Jab, Jab, uppercut,
I'll make you cry.

I'll cut you up,
I'll use a sword,
Come on Llama,
I'm getting bored

We Ponys are beast,
We eat you llamas,
We'll have a feast.

We are the best,
That no-one can beat,
And to think that I rapped it,
On KICK-ASS MULE-berry street.

Rap

The time runs for u lil ponie,the profecy is true,
run for ur life,cauz the llama will left a skeleton from u

u wonder why u have a rainbow mane,
the llama shitted on ur head when it falls from the heaven

U are not worth to face our god,go back in ur little corner
when u look in the eyes of the llama, u get a forhead boner

That is the proof Ponies are gay,u better dont come on the judgement day

the heart on ur neck means I luv llama,or is it the remember on ur dead moma
when the green beast fucked her to the collapse

I Dont give a fuck on all ponie fags
They will get crushed ,like ina scrap press

over ur head, twinkles the scythe of the death
dont make us mad,or u will regret it
we chastise u like a bitch from streetwalker district

On the end of this event noone will hear u moan
and the llama will roarДd while stamp on ur corpse

~ dev

Your llama is amazing?
With that retarded look, you must be crazy!
Llamas suck and that's a fact
If you got one prepare your ass for a sex act!
Want to see what's truly hell raising?
Look to the left and prepare for something blazing!
Don't worry, it's only natural to overreact
When your bitch ass llama can't make any impact!



off-topic: made it just for fun. Really interesting event here

All of these are witty and interesting, this will make for a tough one to judge.

On another note, the new end date is June 18th.

rap by me:-

llama llama llama llama
lame lame o llama!
you are shit!!!
you can't do anything other than weep
you got a dirty face,smiling like a big retard
you don't got a brian....o.....you are senseless......o
llama llama
we won't give you a shit,just go around and die in vein

short and sweet poem by me

Llamas llamas fuck you llamas
You behave like lil Obamas
I can get a suckin freak
because you are retarded dick
You can't see my lightspeed fl0w
Because your eyes won't glow
My rap will blow your mind
Cause of it you'll get so blind
I won't feel your ugly embrance
Oh see there is no fuckin surface
Put yo cock up
Put'em in a mouth
Let me see you suffer More!
Feh, but this forums has too lot of gore
Ya lost this battle
like return of a dragon
You can feel your world disaster
Because evil is everyones master

Poem

Our llamas are awesome
Your ponies are not
In fighting we blossom
We are like the swat
You stole those horns
The ones that you where with pride
You have stole the from unicorns
They have since died

R.I.P. Unicorns

Lil' itty bitty bunch'a bunchies, had a hunch
That you're phony, we're ponies, ponicorns fo' shit.
Homie you're baloney, you lame little llama'll be feeling a bit
Green. You gonna do damage boinging around?
Hear what I mean, you're a blah, a thumb and some legs.
Check it, stakes attached to our foreheads
Rainbow magic sparkle grit and no spit
If saliva's all you've got, keep drooling, nitwit.

(Exactly 8 lines? Or at least 8 lines? And multiple raps, are they allowed?)

What your llama's?? I had no clue
Looks like someone took a shit to make you
Man i wouldnt even let you kiss my pony ass
dont try though, your weaker than glass
wait now gimmie a minute i think im gna puke
while im waiting go get pwnd by uke

now lose your stupid grin
when we know ponys never win
we just allow you to lose.
cant hold your booze?
too bad now you'll get drunk
cause we ponys have you sunk!

PONYS ARE THE ULTIMATUM!
We got the sickest rhythm
we own you without trying
please stop your petty lying
just lay down and die
watch us ponys up to the sky

Lol something from me, its hard to type something on english D;