Once upon a time, 1,500 years ago, in a village north of london, there was an average guy named Luther Micheal Howard. Micheal was 42 days away from making an epic grilled cheese sandwich. He was so anxious about it, he ate a large and moist gigantic dildo with a lot of thrust to impress his pal, Saint Nicholas the third. But Nicholas was not in town because he forgot he had an appointment with his doctor, Dr. Muchballs Mushroom, who had