Actually I'm 5'7" and my friend is like 5'9"

It was a joke. See on the left there is a minnie mouse on the shelf? *haha?

so you're the one in the middle then? well dang. I thought you were hot. I thought to myself that man I wish I could tap that. I thought you were that chick on the far left. Still, the guy in the middle don't look too bad. fapafapfapfapfapfapfap! splooge! /retardrandomtommoment


What are you again 15?

16.
But yeah, I didn't see the minnie mouse lol.

Hey baby.

Lol I really want your hair man.
Like seriously.

Teknik there is a giant hedgehog on your head.

That hedgehog gets chicks.

How the hell is that possible? Do you just stick your head the right way out of a speeding car? It's like a mix between a "damn this is sour"/"I just got jabbed it the face man"/"hey bro want to hook up"/"I need some sleep" face.

A bit of wax and it sticks straight up. And that's my sexy face.