as a matter of fact i made that up, keep telling your self that
that joke is goodish, i almost smiled, not quite funny enough, good for breakfast comics, let em think up of one real quick

What the hell do you think?

this is kinda sexist but who cares
kinda sucks as well

Man i'd hate to be a girl
english class is hard enough, but at the end of each month also?
Bah Gawd

Whatever culapou. You can take the credit for that joke anyways. It's not that great. But really you tell me everything I do is bad cause you're just being angry at me for no reason.
So As far as I know you're just doing this cause you're....Well... just really ignorant(don't wnat to use bad words >.>)

i have a racist one, did not make this one howerver
the following joke does not express the feelings of culapou or any culapou reltaed products, thank you

removed by cularacistpoo

Long one.

So, it's getting pretty crowded in Heaven, so St. Peter decides to get a bit more selective. He asks the first man in line, "How did you die, sir?"
"Well, I thought my wife was cheating on me, so I came home early today. I searched all over the house, but she was the only other person there. I had almost given up when I decided to check the balcony of my 24th floor apartment. Ah-ha! I saw a man hanging from the rail! I started pounding on his hands, but he just wouldn't fall, so I went back inside, got my hammer, and continued hitting. The man gave, and fell to the ground. However, he started trying to crawl away! I quickly ran inside, and pushed my refrigerator off of the balcony onto him. Unfortunately, moving the heavy fridge gave me a heart attack, and I dropped dead right there."
"Sir, that's an awful way to die, but I can't let you in. Murder and all," he says, as he sends the man to Hell.
He then asks the second man the same question, "How'd you die?"
"I was watering my plants on the balcony of my 25th floor apartment, when suddenly I tripped and fell off the edge. Luckily, I was able to grab ahold of the balcony rail a floor below me. I don't know how long I was hanging there, but eventually a man came out. I thought I was saved, but he started to hit my hands! I held on, but he went back inside and came out with a hammer, finishing the job. I fell, but somehow survived. I began to crawl away, but then I looked up to see a fridge coming down at me! And then everything went black, and here I was."
"Alright, sir, please, go on in."
The question is repeated once more for the third man in line.
"How did you perish?"
"Well, imagine this...
I'm hiding naked in this woman's fridge..."

Eat shit and read the rules.

removed it >.>
clearly stated i dont beleive it in the prequell

That doesn't mean you have to negate the rules and say it anyways.

Doctor, Doctor
Two doctors and an HMO manager die and line up together at the Pearly Gates. One doctor steps forward and tells St. Peter, "As a pediatric surgeon, I saved hundreds of children." St. Peter lets him enter.
The next doctor says, "As a psychiatrist, I helped thousands of people live better lives." St. Peter tells him to go ahead.
The last man says, "I was an HMO manager. I got countless families cost-effective health care."
St. Peter replies, "You may enter. But," he adds, "you can only stay for three days. After that, you can go to hell."

Timing Is Everything
A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, "You should've been here at 8:30!"
The guy replies, "Why? What happened at 8:30?"