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Originally Posted by Eckz View Post
So, Patrick, you are strait?

Yes, I am strait. Gay is not my way. Thats not how I slide.( Get it, slide, instead of roll. you can't be strait and roll, so i slide and strait things slide lol)

Originally Posted by The_guv_na View Post
tl;dr

But I did hone in on this somehow. All I can say is...that's a good idea...



If that's true, then he might be grabbin' your girlfriend's titties and watching her get undressed. I mean, if it were me, I'd be doing some detective work about this snake-in-the-grass.

I did check this out, and I know he has touched her boobs, and I kind of wanted to punch the guy, but if I did, I would have lost her. Not a big deal now any way since I lost her.

Originally Posted by Chac View Post
I don't date skinny boys.

So your a chubby chaser? I think I can gain a few pounds for ya. J/king
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Originally Posted by The_guv_na View Post
The more gay guys the better. That only means more chicks for me. If it were up to me, every male in the world except for me would be totally queer. The women would have no choice but to date me.

best thing I ever heard^

I say, ROFL, I still dont get the point of this thread..

"Gays are people who like people of the same sex in a stronger way.
This is because girls nag.
End."

wth?
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Originally Posted by Patrick_Unrated View Post
I did check this out, and I know he has touched her boobs, and I kind of wanted to punch the guy, but if I did, I would have lost her. Not a big deal now any way since I lost her.g

I don't know how I would've reacted. I probably would've charged in there like a meathead and smacked him one. I thought girls like when guys do that stuff-kick someone's ass for their honor.
But Geez...that would haunt me for eons. I'd go to sleep at night and see that guy feeling up my girl.

Originally Posted by Patrick_Unrated View Post
you can't be strait and roll, so i slide and strait things slide

Chico Sticks. a crunchy peanut butter and coconut candy. It's straight and if you roll it, it will go for miles.
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Originally Posted by Freelancer View Post
...they could all just go lesbian

Sometimes I wonder why they don't just do it... I mean, most guys I know (this may or may not include me) are such complete morons and ugly too.

Me=Male
Originally Posted by BladeNin
Is he a player or a monster?

Originally Posted by Freelancer View Post
They are getting worse and worse by the day.


I mean they have those scary balls on their chest and when you look down they have nothing!


lol at that

oh wait crap now i need to contribute something :O


also its thought that gay is genetic and it used to be if you were gay you didn't....well.... Do you thing.... and that you didn't pass on this gene

but now with the magic of sperm banks for money gays will live for another day
Now with 100% less angst
...Wow, This thread is embarrassing. Not only to the majority of the people who posted here, but to the community as a whole. Just the thing we need, a "Jeepers, I don't understand/trust those gay's" thread, complete with homophobia and bad jokes to top it off. I'm not trying to say that you all aren't entitled to your opinion on the topic and that, in reality, every person is different so maybe I shouldn't comment on your experience. But I will say this, the general concusses among the rest of the word is that Gay people don't really "decide" to be gay. People experiment, get confused, whatever, but you don't just wake up one day and say "hey, I think I like people of the same sex." As for the whole, gay guys who aren't really gay thing, give it a shot for a week. Go out and act gay just to get chicks, I'm guessing that the exile placed on you by a large portion of society would convince you that it is much easier to get girl by being an ass hole like every other guy on the planet.

Enter "Deady must be gay" posts...now.
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Originally Posted by deady View Post
I'm guessing that the exile placed on you by a large portion of society would convince you that it is much easier to get girl by being an ass hole like every other guy on the planet.

It's a popular belief on the internet that most girls are attracted to a-holes. But in actuality, their not. Don't quote me on this though. I'm not too sure.
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Lol, Good point guv na. Thank you for quoting me on it . meh, I don't know. Its all human nature when you take it down to brass tacks. Every time I think I understand it, I see that I don't.
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