Story
Ok, so here is my story
Out of the mist, three galiant warrors appeared, standing in the middle, ofPhailure, to his right hand, ofPhridge, and to his left, ofAnus. They all pulled out their signature weapons. OfPhailure, pulled from his left testacle, his pet, his roflcobra nunchuck and spun it round his head. OfPhridge, pulled from his large novelty cowboy hat, a Phridge (fridge), and wielded it above his head. OfAnus, flung out from his emo-like hair, a bucket, he flailed it wildly infront of him. BAM! Suddenly out of nowhere, the evil monster, that no one has ever slayed appeared. The monsters name.................
JIMMY CHEESE
Jimmy cheese, attacked the 3 warriors
but due to his alzheimers, phailed miserably, and fell in a well.
WTF, ROFLMAO, screamed the 3 warriors.
They laught so hard that ofAnus, suddendly fell to the ground with a hernia.
Another warrior, ofPhridge became impaled on an electrical pole with his legs flailing on the wires. He also was struck down with a small case of elephant syndrome.
And lastly, ofPhailure, he suddenly became a Cuban cocaine drug lord, but surprisingly, he overdosed, not on cocaine but apple juice.
Although these were major setbacks, they valliantly fought on, as Jimmy Cheese, rose from the well. And with his signature weapon, Ben Stiller, and his other disorder, Parkinsons, he beat down the warriors. But lucky, Garth bought ofPhridge an orchy and rob bought him a special powered up highly toxic, with aresenic coating sausage roll. This gave the warrior the energy to power his Phridge to feed his other warriors. The stood up and absolutly mauled Jimmy Cheese. And threw him back down the well. They heard screams, murmers and the opening theme song of Family Guy. Finally the monster was defeated.
But suddenly a Concrete Donkey flew down from above, and crushed the 3 warriors. They then became
PHANTOMS
They started a clan, only letting in the finest warriors, which have all become Phantoms, dying from WORMS (the game) weapons.
They prospered and fought on, forever rubbing their
Butts, in the face of Komodokids, or whatever the hell his name is.
This is the story of the Phantoms. The clan of warriors.
BUCKET!
Last edited by ofPhridge; Aug 18, 2008 at 12:29 PM.
Reason: Reason for Editing