What would you do if the policemen were bears and you'd have a honeycomb chained to your ankle and a neat meat helmet in a duffelbag tied across your waist whilst your brother tripped because he slipped on a puddle of tea an illegal alien, an Englishman from New York spilled because he was running from the bear-cops that just arrived the scene because you and your brother scared your neighbour?
Do you remember when AlphasoniK got drunk and posted Goatse on the forum?