Wow, you actually thought we believed you.
For, fine sir, we have been double crossing your double crossing ass the whole time.
Tertywerty knew the whole time you were doing all this stupid shit, and he told us so, so we played along.
Nice try, though, chap.
Better luck next time.
Btw, the whole "Don't Yiff" thing was for the forum, not the game.
Again, nice try.