*flies into the wind shield and kills the driver, absorbing the damage, stops the truck and takes the shotgun(clichщ), aims at Sa1uk's remnants of balls and fires*

*The shotgun shells spread around me I pull out an Ak-47 =D and fire*

*i look at Sa1uk's UGLY face and comit suicide*

That's another down
and i'm not ugly fg t

*Reloads*

*comes in randomly with a large dragon and gets him to eat sa1uk*

*shoots the ak-47 inside and bursts the dragons insides then climbs out,Reloads than targets RDM*

*pulls out a long sword and appears behind sa1uk, holding a dissembled ak-47*

*shoves an exploding dildo up sa1uks ass, 10 seconds later, bits of salad are found everywhere*

*draws sword and runs Jim through with it*

*glues himself together and starts an epic sword fight with RDM*