Chuck Norris doesn't take a dump, he kicks the shit out of himself.

>.>

Worst one evar.

Stranger: Hi
Chuck Norris: Who are you.
Stranger: Hi
Chuck Norris: *roundhouse kick*
Stranger: *dies*

^ That my friend, Is and example of how deadly he is.

I liked him in that Bruce Lee movie, where he died. Anywho:


Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

your all getting these jokes from that ancient thread someone posted a link to

Jesus can turn water into wine, but Chuck Norris can punch water and make it bleed.

*chuck norris went to the virgin islands for the weekend, when he left, the names changed to "the islands"

*The most successful way of committing suicide is going to google.com and putting in chuck norris in the search box, then clicking I'm feeling lucky

*Chuck Norris once had an erection in the middle of the road, nobody survived

* Chuck Norris doesn't listen to an Ipod, the Ipod listens to Chuck Norris

* When chuck Norris fell into a puddle of water, Chuck Norris didn't get wet, the water got Chuck Norris

* It is said that the left testicle is bigger than the right testicle in the human body, but Chuck Norris's left testicle is bigger than his right testicle and his right testicle is bigger than the left

ILY CHUCK NORRIS.
Long live his mightiness *hails*

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris isn't a cowboy, he's a ginger.

Oh shi-

The only one that made me laugh is the 2nd one above. rofl. The rest were lame.