Becasue I thought I could boost my speed by doing that.



Physics.

>when you watch too much naruto

I had to rethink what I was going to say when I saw that video.

uhh my mom let me smoke a cig. when i was 5 and let me drink wine when i was 7
i didnt like either
oh uh
when i was 6 i got caught watching porn :^
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oh uh when i was 9 i asked out my ,soon to be, girlfriend; we still dating.

I tried to fly... a lot.... and busted my head up... a lot.

I was with a friend digging and we found chroaches hole and were a fucking lot they started coming outside and we kinda runned to our houses so creepy

Wow, steal my thread why don't you.

For stupid Crap I've done? There use to be a swing set in my back yard were the beam that held the swings when close to the garage. The beam was about a foot wide, and the distance from the end of the beam to the garage roof was about 6ish feet.

I thought I could jump it

I could not.

I busted my head on a glass table when I was 6.

The hospital wasn't great either.

But my parents got me pizza after, so they would think I would forget the incident. I never did, I was traumatized 2 weeks later.

Chewed a grass. My friend said you can actually chew the bottom part(the one that near the root) of a grass. It taste like a cucumber and has some water inside it.

Tried to smoke but no cigarette, so I used a rolled paper instead and succesfully made me cough so bad.

Became a wapenis(wapanese, but I prefer to use "wapenis" because I hate them and it sounds similar I think) and did a wapenis related things like frequently used that emoticons like "^_^, ^o^, ^w^ etc." when posting in a forum or typing a message, used Japanese language even though I used the wrong grammar and words, write every Japanese words in Katakana since I only memorized Katakana before, always listened to Japanese songs even though I don't have any idea what the lyrics means etc.

When I was young(very) I stabed myself on the knee I thought it was a toy ,_,