HTOTM: FUSION
A friend of mine showed up with a pocket full of weed, and was stoned as fuck.
And I told him that I couldn't smoke with him tonight.
He has to walk home tonight, and I'm worried that he'll get lost and shit.
Valterain1 was defeated by hermaphrodite on Oct 17, 2015.
Lets go,

I was hanging with this girl who i just met at friends party and she seemed kinda drunk. She was a cheerleader in highschool and i knew she was one of those bitchy girls who gets whatever they want. Soon i saw her passed out with bottle of alcohol right next to her and she feel asleep with her legs spread on the couch in a skirt. Me (being little pussy bitch i was then) tried to be nice and close her legs so nobody could see her in such a position. She woke up with her legs in my arms and her skirt lifted. I tried explain myself but instead of being angry she asked me if i had a condom. I then knew she was wasted and she didn't know who i was. My friend walked in and saw the situation of how drunk and willing she was too have sex with ANYONE. He gave me his phone and told me to record them having sex. I was confused but didn't wanna say no since he was a good friend of mine, and he seemed serious. This porno happened and the girl never knew what happen the next day. He told me too never tell her what happen since he was drunk a little bit aswell and he gave his other friends the video. So now i am telling the internet of his idiotic shit.

gg
Originally Posted by jdawg2001 View Post
Lets go,

I was hanging with this girl who i just met at friends party and she seemed kinda drunk. She was a cheerleader in highschool and i knew she was one of those bitchy girls who gets whatever they want. Soon i saw her passed out with bottle of alcohol right next to her and she feel asleep with her legs spread on the couch in a skirt. Me (being little pussy bitch i was then) tried to be nice and close her legs so nobody could see her in such a position. She woke up with her legs in my arms and her skirt lifted. I tried explain myself but instead of being angry she asked me if i had a condom. I then knew she was wasted and she didn't know who i was. My friend walked in and saw the situation of how drunk and willing she was too have sex with ANYONE. He gave me his phone and told me to record them having sex. I was confused but didn't wanna say no since he was a good friend of mine, and he seemed serious. This porno happened and the girl never knew what happen the next day. He told me too never tell her what happen since he was drunk a little bit aswell and he gave his other friends the video. So now i am telling the internet of his idiotic shit.

gg

Link or never happened
Pushed my friend during an argument, he almost got run over by an auto-rickshaw/tricycle.

If you don't know what it is, you obvs don't live in the Philippines, and that's ok.
I can't run toribash smoothly enought to save my life lolz
Originally Posted by boom90 View Post
Pushed my friend during an argument, he almost got run over by an auto-rickshaw/tricycle.

If you don't know what it is, you obvs don't live in the Philippines, and that's ok.

Was it a jeepney?
Tyzo: Haunted Memes can't crush Obey's Dreams.
Yay: But RelaxAll can crush Obey's Balls.
Originally Posted by thecrash12 View Post
Link or never happened

The video died out in peoples phones, i'm surprised it didn't spread but his other friends were a bit anti-social
here's another update
me and my friend took a 250$ vape from a party
and the guy ended up confronting my friend
found out about it
and then the friend who was hosting the party asked me about it
and i lied
gg me
Valterain1 was defeated by hermaphrodite on Oct 17, 2015.
once when i was getting a check up at the dentist office, my dentist was nailing me with questions about hobbies, interests, etc and i for some reason told him i was learning to play the trombone, which was a lie. i was just trying to make him stop asking me questions. this was about 6 years ago. the thing is, this little tidbit of information is now the only thing he remembers about me when i visit. he always says "how's the trombone playing going?" and "are you playing in any concerts soon?" and my stupid little bitch face goes along with it still, answering his questions as if i actually did play the trombone and saying "yeah, trombone is still good. i had to replace the mouthpiece last week because it broke" and "yeah, i'm playing in the school holiday concert, been practicing a lot lately" and so on. I just don't have the heart to tell him after six years that i have never, in fact, even picked up a trombone in my life.
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