[00:07] * siku changes topic to 'dicks'
[00:07] <@Threevil> ^
[00:08] * CMon changes topic to 'dicks + pussies'
[00:08] * smegg changes topic to 'dicks + pussies = :D'
[00:09] * CMon changes topic to 'dicks + pussies = progress'
[00:09] * Threevil changes topic to 'dicks + dicks = :DD'
[00:09] * smegg changes topic to 'dicks + ass = D:'
[00:10] * Threevil changes topic to 'dicks + dafe = D:D'
[00:10] * CMon changes topic to 'dicks + female ass = :}'
[00:10] * smegg changes topic to 'dafe + dafe = ;o'
[00:10] * CMon changes topic to 'dicks + female dafe = NIRVANA'
[00:11] * smegg changes topic to 'dafe + dafe = dafe'
[00:11] <@smegg> Correction
[00:12] * Threevil changes topic to 'CMon + dafe = DafMon'
[00:12] * Threevil changes topic to 'Threevil + Dafe = Threedafe'
[00:13] * smegg changes topic to 'dafe + egg = dafegg'
[00:13] <@smegg> etc
[00:13] * CMon changes topic to 'dafe = dafe'
[00:13] * Threevil changes topic to 'dafe === dafe'
[00:13] <@Threevil> Fixed
[00:13] <@CMon> And that concludes our lesson for today.
[00:13] * smegg changes topic to 'dicks'

[23:47] <@jalis> Blam, wat
[23:47] <@Blam> loldongs
[23:47] <@Blam> never mind
[23:47] <@jalis> fail
[23:47] * CMon sets mode: +h Homer
[23:47] * CMon sets mode: +v Eleeleth
[23:48] <@Blam> /mode +whaledick Blam
[23:48] * CMon sets mode: +ich Blam
[23:48] <@CMon> lol
[23:48] <@Skazz> But Blam, you're already a whale dick
[23:48] <@Blam>
[23:48] * @Blam cries
[23:48] <@jalis> Bawww
[23:48] <@CMon> um
[23:49] <@CMon> How do wales have sex?
[23:49] <@jalis> I see
[23:49] * %Homer ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: )
[23:49] <@jalis> CMon, ask Blam.
[23:49] <@jalis> Blam knows.
[23:49] <@Blam> well pretty much
[23:50] <@CMon> Also, if they penetrate eachother, then they have 4 types of sex.
[23:50] <@CMon> Anal
[23:50] <@CMon> Vaginal
[23:50] <@CMon> Oral
[23:50] <@Blam> a fewhale finds a whale
[23:50] <@CMon> and blowhole
[23:50] <@CMon> Possibly like being fucked up your nostrils.
[23:50] <@Blam> and then this flook storks come down
[23:50] <@Blam> carrying the baby whale
[23:50] <@CMon> A stork?
[23:51] <@Blam> err flock*
[23:51] <@CMon> oh
[23:51] <@Blam> a flock of storks*
[23:51] <@CMon> I thought you'd need atleast an albatross for that.
[23:51] <@CMon> If not a Roc
[23:51] <@Blam> airwhale
[23:51] <@Blam> its like a land whale but it flies
[23:52] <@CMon> lmao at whale with jet lag
[23:52] <@CMon> also that is not funny

[11:45] <CMon> "hy dudes"
[11:45] <avwave> welcome back
[11:46] <avwave> i ear our interpretation of snakes on a plane is gonna win a Golden Globe
[11:48] <CMon> What
[11:48] <CMon> We interpreted snakes on a plane?
[11:48] <CMon> I thought we did a mix of Scrubs/Die Hard 2?
[11:48] <CMon> with a little bit of "We Were Soliders"
[11:49] <avwave> hmm i also see some Moby Dick there
[11:49] <avwave> ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY!
[11:50] <CMon> [11:49] <avwave> hmm i also see some Moby Dick there
[11:50] <CMon> What?
[11:50] <CMon> Where?
[11:50] <CMon> QFT
[11:50] <CMon> W
[11:50] <CMon> So basically
[11:50] <CMon> That's
[11:51] <avwave> awesomest script that never came to be
[11:51] <CMon> We Were Scrubs on a Dick 2
[11:51] <avwave> =D

[14:06] <Galrath> The nba is cool ye
[14:07] <nbakips> ye
[14:08] <nbakips> I'm not talented at basketball irl though
[14:08] <nbakips> baseball i am good at though
[14:08] <nbakips> i like to think i am, anyway
[14:10] <Galrath> rofl
[14:10] <avwave> so you technically bring a bat in basketball games for security reasons
[14:14] <nbakips> of course
[14:14] <nbakips> nothing says "I'm a great shooter" like a louisville slugger
[14:15] * Hayate ([email protected]) has joined #sheep
[14:16] <avwave> would be great if you started waving your bat around like the other fans do
[14:20] <nbakips> "HEY MISS OR I'LL BEAT YOU UP"
[14:20] <nbakips> yesyes
[14:20] <nbakips> i don't think they call fouls on that
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[15:08] <@jalis> nbakips
[15:08] <@jalis> Plays basketbawl.
[15:08] <@avwave> with a BAT
[15:08] <@nbakips> ye
[15:08] <@pirate> HE KILLS BATS EACH TIME HE PLAYS?
[15:08] <@nbakips> true story
[15:08] * Hayate is now known as Hayate|semi-afk
[15:09] <@avwave> yeah, but when he passes the ball, its a homerun

[15:09] <~kips> i'm watching woman's basketball
[15:09] <~KiTFoX> kips: those bitches are too muscley
[15:09] <~kips> KiTFoX: they sure can yell
[15:09] <~kips> and fall down

<~sadSuede> guys
<~sadSuede> fuck
<~Faolan> hm?
<~pirate> fuck
<~pirate> ?
<~Nikita> You want us to fuck?
<~Faolan> okay!!
<~Nikita> YOU SICK VILE PERSON
* ~Faolan fucks Nikita
* ~Nikita lifts faolans tail
<~Nikita> oshi
* ~Nikita fuck'd
* ~Nikita moans
<~pirate> stop <_<
<~Nikita> kk
<~Faolan> lolz
<~Nikita> :c
<~Faolan> :c

ew

Ahem

11[14:44] <@elkek> Nikita: pix of ur cawk plz
15[14:44] <@Nikita> ok ;o
15[14:44] <@Nikita> jk
[14:45] <@elkek>

[15:15] <Yosaku> so you want to know why i think you have some problems?
[15:16] <KiTFoX-OS> Shoot.
[15:17] <KiTFoX-OS> Fucking go.
[15:17] <KiTFoX-OS> I have work to do.
[15:17] <Yosaku> you probably dont care
[15:17] <KiTFoX-OS> GO
[15:17] <KiTFoX-OS> TALK
[15:17] <KiTFoX-OS> GO
[15:17] <KiTFoX-OS> NOW
[15:17] <Yosaku> but, i was merely regarding to your attitude
[15:17] <KiTFoX-OS> GO TALK GO GO
[15:17] <KiTFoX-OS> GO
[15:17] <Yosaku> because its starting to piss me off :|
[15:17] <KiTFoX-OS> WHY SHOULD I CARE, FINE SIR.
[15:17] <Yosaku> you shouldnt
[15:17] <KiTFoX-OS> THEN WHAT DOES IT MATTER.
[15:18] <Yosaku> none at all
[15:18] <KiTFoX-OS> THEN WHY ARE YOU DISTRACTING ME FROM WORK
[15:18] <KiTFoX-OS> FFFFFFFF
[15:18] <Yosaku> its just your way to express your frustration over some matter
[15:18] <Yosaku> so yeah
[15:18] <Yosaku> what work?
[15:18] <KiTFoX-OS> Schoolwork.
[15:18] <Yosaku> oh
[15:18] <KiTFoX-OS> What frustration.
[15:18] <Yosaku> i dont know
[15:18] <KiTFoX-OS> You're kind of slow, aren't you
[15:19] <KiTFoX-OS> You think I'm really raging?
[15:19] <KiTFoX-OS> Good lord.
[15:19] <Yosaku> your frustration might well be something personal
[15:19] <Yosaku> so i cant know what it is
[15:19] <Yosaku> maybe you have problems with your family? i dont know
[15:19] <KiTFoX-OS> There is no frustration.
[15:19] <KiTFoX-OS> I like to mess with people.
[15:19] <Yosaku> for no reason?
[15:20] <KiTFoX-OS> But nobody smart enough to realize it would take it seriously.
[15:20] <KiTFoX-OS> er go, you're a tard
[15:20] <KiTFoX-OS> work time
[15:20] <Yosaku> well, fancy that, you really have problems
[15:20] <Yosaku> you should go see some doctor or something
[15:20] <Yosaku> after you do your "work" that is
[15:20] <Yosaku> yeah, see ya
[15:21] <KiTFoX-OS> I have a therapist.
[15:21] <KiTFoX-OS> And you're really not as intimidating as you think you are.
[15:22] <Yosaku> im not trying to intimidate as you may think with your primite brains. im just trying to tell you that you should probably see your therapist more often
[15:22] <Yosaku> primitive*
[15:22] <KiTFoX-OS> Once a week works for me.
[15:22] <KiTFoX-OS> Nice use ot verb tenses.
[15:22] <KiTFoX-OS> of
[15:22] <KiTFoX-OS> as you think may me primate brain say
[15:22] <KiTFoX-OS> durrr
[15:23] <Yosaku> heh
[15:23] <Yosaku> looks like once a week is not enough
[15:24] <Yosaku> you know, i can tell when someones brains do not function normally
[15:24] <Yosaku> trust me, you need some help
[15:24] * Yosaku ([email protected]) Quit ( Quit: )

^ KiT got p00ned