"Shit! i just won't die!" *Shoots myself another 12 times*. "Damit!!".

Your doing it wrong!

*Wakes up a second time*

12 more times?! Dude, how many shells did you fill that thing with?

*Dies again...again*

*wakes up from dead*
*Kills Jim*
We can now be a dead but now undead but dead army!

*dies*

*Wakes up once more*

Jim's right. Show him how to do it, Jim.

*Dies again ... again ... again*

Jim can't do it; Jim's dead... And so am I... Why am I talking?? How is this happening?!

*dies*

I'm going home. See you in a bit.

xxxxxx
LOVE YOU GUYS!

but i'm dead, so i cant talk

Erm, you sure you're an elf and not a FAIRY? =P

*Walks in the thread and sees all of the dead bodies*

*Walks out*

~I'm back duudes!