As he comes in, sucker punch him from behind the door, then knock him over, kneel over him, and brutally beat the living hell out of him. That or get a really old black and white tv and say your old one broke to freak him out :o Then while he's asking you how, sucker punch him from behind the door, then knock him over, kneel over him, and brutally beat the living hell out of him.

just pee on his shoes.

I've got a hell good one, drug them, take them out to a random rave party, slaughter everyone there with a weapon of some sort, then place your friends there, firmly grasping the weapon in one of their hands, then fire a bit so the gunshot residue goes on them. Then write a not in their handwriting that says somehting along the lines of "I did it, it was me, and the other people who are here, we did it". Then place the get their finger prints on the pen, and place it in one of their pockets. Then wait a few minutes and report it to the police (once you have changed clothes of course).

Priceless.

Punch him in the gut then say you're joking. Put your arm around him and punch him in the gut again. Then smile. Don't forget to give a nice kick.

Hehe ain't it awesome how a majority of this are silly suggestions. Okay now for something I've did a few time.
Make him look up and knee him in the balls. If he says 'You missed' then say that's because he has no balls. Yeah.

I havent seen any silly suggestions yet, what are you talking about...?

Heres one

What you need: An eyepatch, a dead bird, a fake wooden leg (or a real one if youre lucky), a pick and shovel, and a custom Jolly Roger and a toy map

Preferred Place to execute: Office or a public gathering

What to do: Hoist your flag on a nearby wall and start screaming in pirate jargon (saltier the better).. Tell everyone that you have found a map to a buried treasure hidden conveniently underneath the floorboards of the room. Begin ripping through the floor with your pick and shovel. Continue talking to your dead bird about pieces of eight and doubloons.

Then after a few minutes (or hours depending on how dedicated you are) stop and look at the people around you... and say

"We're on the top floor are we... YARRR!"

Once me and my friends were looking at the top of one of them really tall hotels for no apparent reason and everyone ('twas a very crowded place) stopped and looked as well just to see what it was (even though nothing was there) and when there was a pretty big crowd we all left.

kick him in the head

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Heres what i did to my friend joey you should do this too

Requirements: Non-neutered dogs

Here's how: I have 4 dogs, and during my sleepover, i threw food on my friend, joey when he was asleep, They ran up to him, and started mutually raping him, when he woke up, he was covered in dog semen.

Thats for breaking my Xbox.