My story:
Blades and I don't get along...
Me and some friends were messing around with fireworks (problem 1 sighted) and we got bored (problem two sighted). So we decided to put some firecrackers into a tennis ball. Well, to do that, we would have had to cut the tennis ball open. I had an old folding pocket knife that my dad had given to me, and so I was like "I'll just push down on the top of the tennis ball and pierce it, the cut the rest of the slit". Well, while the blade of the knife was sharp enough, the tip wasn't all that great, so when I pushed down, the tennis ball just compressed. Thinking that all it needed was a little extra power, I put my body weight over top the knife as I stabbed downwards.
Well, long story short, the lock of the folding knife gave out, and folded the knife back in on my hand with nearly my full bodyweight behind it.
It cut through everything but bone. I started pouring blood out everywhere and almost passed out from losing so much by the time I got to the hospital.
Luckily, my friend's dad is a reconstructive surgeon that specializes in hands, and he fixed me up real nice. I have a nice scar and a couple numb spots on my hand, but other than that, I'm fine.
But man... that sucked so bad.