Actually this happened today.
My teacher is really fat , with really I mean REALLY
So my friend went and bought chocolate (Much chocolate) , he was going to eat it and then she took it and said
"I will give it to you after the lesson"
Well , 30 minutes later when we were supposed to go home our teacher went up to us with chocolate all around her face and toilet paper stuck on it.
So my friend asked where his chocolate is and she said "I lost it , someone maybe took it at the break"
And after that everyone started lauging xD
Not the funniest thing but couldnt think of anything else =(
My teacher is really fat , with really I mean REALLY
So my friend went and bought chocolate (Much chocolate) , he was going to eat it and then she took it and said
"I will give it to you after the lesson"
Well , 30 minutes later when we were supposed to go home our teacher went up to us with chocolate all around her face and toilet paper stuck on it.
So my friend asked where his chocolate is and she said "I lost it , someone maybe took it at the break"
And after that everyone started lauging xD
Not the funniest thing but couldnt think of anything else =(
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Yesterday some douchebag left his email open in my drafting class. We looked at his inbox and saw an email from his fatty girlfriend. It was a sex quiz. She was answering questions about shit. Anyways, we printed it out 15 times and sent it to people, he freaked out on the entire class, and the teacher said he deserved to be suspended for yelling at everyone. He actually cursed the teacher out and left.
Hmmm, girl stuttering trying to yell at me "L-L-L-LISTEN TO ME" (note: she is speaking spanish so... "E-E-ESC-ESCUCHAME") she messed up saying it and just yelled f** me in spanish everyone turned around i asked wut and she just ran off to the cafeteria. Then cue the massive laughter coming from all around the basketball court.
Everyone in my school are psychos. So i got a few
I threw a pen in someones ear. It got stuck and i had to pull it out.
A fat guy was bullying a small kid. Then the kids friend took a big stick and hit the fat guy in his backhead. He fainted. lol
A girl threw a chocolate bar in this other girls eye. She is blind on that eye now.
My fat math teacher farted extremely loud and the principal was just outside the door so he asked who it was. He said it was me....
I threw a pen in someones ear. It got stuck and i had to pull it out.
A fat guy was bullying a small kid. Then the kids friend took a big stick and hit the fat guy in his backhead. He fainted. lol
A girl threw a chocolate bar in this other girls eye. She is blind on that eye now.
My fat math teacher farted extremely loud and the principal was just outside the door so he asked who it was. He said it was me....
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