^^^^ what the fuck I'm so weak OK
when Chuck Norris was denied a egg McMuffin at 10:35 he roundhouse kicked McDonald's so hard it turned to Wendy's
Chuck Norris and Mr.t walk into a bar and the building Blows up cause all that epic and mightiness cant be contained in one building LAWLS
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion, one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
China was once bordering the United States, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it all the way through the Earth.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.