I get a little excited because i don't get a pm very often. Then when i check it out it's something i really couldn't care about like "Hey, its me, whats up?" or something like that.

I never worry that im going to get an infraction or anything bad in a pm.

I get pissed because it's usually a fucking PM about the replays THAT I CANNOT FIX. That, or some asshole complaining about a perfectly legit and called-for infractions.

God I fucking hate people.

I get a lot of clan invites. I always have to break their little hearts and tell them I don't do clans.
(They're fuckin' pointless in this game!)

First thing i check when i get online is my pms. But i feel super wanted and loved when i have one.

Unless its an infraction. that makes me a sad panda

I hate recieving pms unless I'm talking with someone through them.

I wonder what it is,i only have 2 infractions because i had read the rules.
People,it that hard to read?

jizz in my pants

it gets me riled up.
it feels so amazing.
KSDFSUIFBJSDFBSKLJFSD::::::

I get a little "Ooh, what's this now?", but nothing else, really. I don't get PM'd often anyways.

im both excited and upset. it may be a random pm of no relevance or it may be an infraction

for me its usually just enormous donations for being so awesome.
on occasion though, i do get nude pics of chicks
and sometimes people beg me to touch them.

pm's make me feel popular. like text messages.