Originally Posted by Ragdollmaster
My funeral song would be Old McDonald had a farm, followed up by an eight hour service detailing every week of my life. I would be cremated, but only from the neck down so that my head remained, and when people wanted to talk about me by giving a eulogy, they'd have to hold the head. At the end of the service, my head would be thrown into the crowd, and they would have to play tips with it and hit it up at least 15 times or the service would start from the beginning. Oh, and I would make sure there were at least 5 tall basketball players in the crowd, each one payed to smack down my head and start the service over.
Seriously.
That sounds terrible....
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Originally Posted by Ragdollmaster
My funeral song would be Old McDonald had a farm, followed up by an eight hour service detailing every week of my life. I would be cremated, but only from the neck down so that my head remained, and when people wanted to talk about me by giving a eulogy, they'd have to hold the head. At the end of the service, my head would be thrown into the crowd, and they would have to play tips with it and hit it up at least 15 times or the service would start from the beginning. Oh, and I would make sure there were at least 5 tall basketball players in the crowd, each one payed to smack down my head and start the service over.
Seriously.
.......No Comment.I am wondering if that was a serious post. This seems to be a serious thread.
Stairway to Heaven to start the service.
Hallelujah by Jeff Buckley as the service finishes (God dammit if people don't start crying at that)
As I get cremated I want Johnny Cash "Ring Of Fire" playing. This is deadly serious, I think it would be so awesome and it would be memorable.
Nobody can wear black, but none of this bright yellow clothes or fancy dress rubbish either. Everyone should wear boardshorts (I wear them pretty much everyday, only ever wear trousers if I am going out of my house)
That's about it.
Hallelujah by Jeff Buckley as the service finishes (God dammit if people don't start crying at that)
As I get cremated I want Johnny Cash "Ring Of Fire" playing. This is deadly serious, I think it would be so awesome and it would be memorable.
Nobody can wear black, but none of this bright yellow clothes or fancy dress rubbish either. Everyone should wear boardshorts (I wear them pretty much everyday, only ever wear trousers if I am going out of my house)
That's about it.
Originally Posted by Thanatos12
Stairway to Heaven to start the service.
Hallelujah by Jeff Buckley as the service finishes (God dammit if people don't start crying at that)
As I get cremated I want Johnny Cash "Ring Of Fire" playing. This is deadly serious, I think it would be so awesome and it would be memorable.
Nobody can wear black, but none of this bright yellow clothes or fancy dress rubbish either. Everyone should wear boardshorts (I wear them pretty much everyday, only ever wear trousers if I am going out of my house)
That's about it.
Stairway to heaven was made trite when mt mom told me she wanted it as her funeral song 18 years ago. :P I don't meant to insult your dreams, but shoot for something bigger?! Where are the trumpets, the circus, or the quiet and solemn ceremony by a tree from your youth?
Let this thread be a guide to your last moments. :P
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