How about " When you build a throne of lies, raises a gallows for truth "

it isn't all that ancient. i'm pretty sure it was in the french revoulution... like around 300 years ago. NOT ANCIENT
anyway, here's one:
music is like candy: you have to take out the wrappers.
oh, and:
i couldn't fix your brakes, so i made your horn louder.
also, my sig.

Shin: a tool for finding animals and furniture in the dark

well this is ancient wisdom (ps it is the basic rule of bushido (not literally but the same base) so it is quite ancient (1200 the samurai were around allready)):

Fate is in Heaven, the armor is on the breast, success is with the legs. Go to the battlefield firmly confident of victory, and you will come home with no wounds whatever. Engage in combat fully determined to die and you will be alive; wish to survive in the battle and you will surely meet death. When you leave the house determined not to see it again you will come home safely; when you have any thought of returning you will not return. You may not be in the wrong to think that the world is always subject to change, but the warrior must not entertain this way of thinking, for his fate is always determined.
Uesugi Kenshin 1530-1573

and this to:
All my life I taught Zen to the people -
Nine and seventy years.
Who he sees not things as they are
Will never know Zen.
Enni Ben'en (1201-1280)

Vir prudens non contra ventum mingit -
Wise man doesnt piss against the wind

true
ps some road sighns are just wacky XD

Timo that made me laugh so hard XD

good^^

Timo that falls under the catagory: Very Useless post.
And I don't really like that

lol tht cheered me up

how about:
A friend with weed is a friend indeed, a friend with breasts is better :P