Well i think i have gone into a mad scientst stage and feeding the already power hungry suo to fuel his conquest of the universe so i think its more than just 'noobs' at risk now.. im creating my newest power weapon so all should be ending soon.. :-)

*gets ready to steal it to conquer the universe and give Sparrow the universe while keeping the weapon*

Edit: Note to David: http://www.toribash.com/forum/showthread.php?t=11911

Guys I need help I......I.....got a penguin pregnant :[

I would ask, but I'm already starting to get images...

wetto, why not take the penguin on a day trip to the zoo, as a celebration, then when you're walking past the seal enclosure.... just push the little slag in :O

This reminds me of a joke...

Penguins Go to the Zoo

A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. The gas pumper spots two penguins sitting in the back seat of the car. He asks the driver, "What's up with the penguins in the back seat?"
The man in the car says "I found them. I asked myself what to do with them, but I haven't had a clue."
The clerk ponders a bit then says, "You should take them to the zoo."
"Hey, that's a good idea," says the man in the car and drives away.
The next day the man with the car is back at the same gas station. The clerk sees the penguins are still in the back seat of the car.
"Hey, they're still here! I thought you were going to take them to the zoo."
"Oh, I did," says the driver, "And we had a swell time. Today I am taking them to the beach."

Penguins? Who cares about PENGUINS!?

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Who doesn't care about penguins?

Here's a sneak peek of the new and improved ban hammer, I'm planning on adding better lighting, texture and adding a plaque. (Added a pan of bullet-proof glass to prevent suo from stealing it until I feel it's ready :P)

Hmmm you seem to be trying to outclass my weapons.. i do belive this means 3D war mr spencer.. i will see you on the battle field..

EDIT:

I Have created a new and improved Ban sledge hammer over my previous one. It also has bullet proof glass to keep suo's out but also a laser fence that will stop anything in its tracks.. there is also my own 'secret' protection over it like all my weapons. All weapons are made on my 'secret base'

You have brought this on yourself spencer.. presenting the new Ban Hammer!






Also to make sure this is taken as an act of war i have taken your Ban Hammer (remember i do have a whole array of 3d weapons at my disposal to destroy yours ) and i have burnt it.. Enjoy




P.S this is not a serious war and i mean no offence to burning your hammer it is just some fun and will be a good experience for both me and spence with bryce and its capabilites..


EDIT 2:

Chozo was getting upset that he wernet getting pressies so he asked me to make him a trap for uke so here it is:

You better increase your defenses sparrow, I'm not completely defenseless...(laughs manically)

btw, My improved ban hammer was supposed to be an improvement on my own, not yours.
http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x.../banhammer.jpg

P.S I'm also working on chozo's spiked hand...

EDIT:

Watch as my next-gen toribash fighter, with built in rocket boosters and installed lasers burns your ban hammer. Which it got out by melting your bullet proof glass and flying over your laser defenses ...