Who's this "3rd dan account" of yours?

Hello, I am xM0M0x I am an alt account but I forgot the password on my original account, I would like to join KnC because of its cool clan society (people) and also how well it is preforming in clan wars, I am reasonably good in abd but it depends on the day really. I am determined to succeed and will help out any way I can, I am also a texture maker (not a good one but still)

Denied.

IGN name: SupaStormT
Age: 13
Belt: blue but im an alt and i can prove it. I kindly ask you to make an exception.
Rank: 6116
Mods: Aikido, ABD, Greykido, Erth TK
Country: Murica
I want to join because i would like to be a part of a clan and this clan looks pretty awesome
I am in Middle School, Im in advanced classes. My favorite hobby is playing video games. Apart from toribash i play mobile games and Call of Duty (Advanced Warfare at the moment).

Here are some replays:

Denied.

If your application is lacking in effort as the last couple have been, you will not be accepted.
Just a little reminder.

True.

IGN nameARKmilk
Age:14
Belt(Minimum belt is black):Black nearly second dan
The mods you are good at/you play the most:Mushu akido wushu
Previous clans:LMC RAE
The country you are from:AUS
Some replays of yours:idk how too
Why do you wanna join us:i wish to learn more about toribash and learn new moves and make friends.
Tell us a little about yourself:i am not very smart but i am a decent player and i enjoy a good laugh.
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i liek fishis
oh and i can send truth the replays ovr skype if u wangt
i have one akido replay in mind

Anyone gonna reply to this^^^^ xD

Omg promoted to leader kgo

But in all seriousness, I think you need to improve your app, and if you need some help on posting replays you can check page nine, I made a 'how to' post.